The 2007 Unholy Trinity: It Starts With Paris

Multi-untalented XXX superstar Paris Hilton has failed as fashion
model, singer and actress; still, she maintains her simpering, skewed
face as one of the world's most recognizable mugs.  How does Paris
cling to infamy? By flaunting an utter disregard for common decency
and the basic social contract. Unfortunately for Paris, her
proud-to-be-spoiled prerogative landed her a 21-day wake-up call in a
Los Angeles jail cell. When the chastened heiress was finally
released, public interest had moved on to more worthy subjects – such
as Lindsay Lohan.