Mar
24
Hey there, James Woods.
We've certainly enjoyed your many gutsy portrayals throughout your cinematic career.
But we probably enjoy this gutsy portrayal the best.
There you are, frolicking in the surf with your girlfriend, Ashley Madison, letting it all hang out.
And by "it," we mean the gut that's yearning to be free of your swimsuit's waistband.
We have to say, Woody: Your trunk's looking a little thick.
So we're choosing you to lead the final installment of Packing Paunch: Celebs Battle the Bulge. Today you're joined by Russell Crowe, showing off the beautiful mound on his midsection, Ryan O'Neal in Weight's Up, Doc and
Lily Allen proving that her hit "Littlest Things" isn't about her thighs.
Wear this moment with honor, James. If we were you, we'd opt for the relaxed fit.
Are you sure you know what Russell Crowe looks like? In none of those four pictures do you even see his midsection, not to mention if it is a 'beautiful mound' or not. BTW, he's the one in the white ball cap and South Sydney hoodie, just in case you didn't know.