Paris Hilton's Moment of Zen

With all of the new developments in Paris Hilton's life - a new man, a televised search for a new BFF, the cinematic debacle that was "The Hottie and the Nottie" - the celebutante needed some spiritual guidance. She tried the "God thing" during her jail stay, but apparently that didn't work, so she went the way of the Beatles and found herself a yogi to call her own.

Paris was spotted at Hollywood's trendy Urth Cafe with her own personal shaman in tow. The two chatted and read from a pamphlet entitled "The Path of the Painted Shaman" before the eastern mystic blessed Paris. Might we suggest a long, long retreat at a far, faraway place with your yogi? It might not help you, but it would greatly benefit us.