Pete Wentz - Beauty Icon?

This is no punk. Pete Wentz is opening a beauty salon. For reals.

The Fall Out Boy bassist and beau of Ashlee Simpson has teamed with stylist Ben Mollin from Bravo's "Shear Genius" and is opening the Clandestine Industries salon in his native Chicago.

The punk-themed unisex beauty parlor is already taking appointments and opens in April. Cases of black hair dye are on the way.

Pete is also here to fulfill your hoodie needs. His clothing line (yes, he also has a clothing line), also called Clandestine Industries, is being sold on high-end retailer Nordstrom’s web site.

Emo kids now have something to be happy about. Is that actually possible though?