Archive: Apr 2008

‘Radar’ Proclaims the Age of the ‘Aristo-Brat’

It’s a new age, people! Radar magazine has deemed this prime time for aristo-brats, the sons and daughters of celebrities, who are making names for themselves despite their youth and lack of any discernible skills.
It’s the growing industry of burgeoning minicelebs such as Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes Leon, who recently made her social debut at…

Celebuzz / April 30, 2008

Asbestos Sinks Scientology Boat ‘Cruise’

The Church of Scientology’s 40-year-old cruise ship, Freewinds, has been sealed and docked by officials in Curacao due to the discovery of massive amounts of blue asbestos on board. Blue asbestos is a known human carcinogen and considered “the most lethal form of asbestos.” You do not want these molecules wafting through the ventilation over…

Celebuzz / April 30, 2008

The Wacky World According to Paula Abdul

Call her crazy—just be sure you call her. Could that be the method to Paula Abdul’s seeming madness? After yet another night of her addled American Idol antics, wherein she judged contestant Jason Castro’s tune even before he had sung it, the wackmeister came out swinging to defend her behavior.
First there was a sto…

Celebuzz / April 30, 2008

People Hot for ‘Gossip Girl’ Stars

People magazine’s “100 Most Beautiful” issue is upon us, and a sneak peek online at 18 choices from the well-crafted list reveals the entire cast of Gossip Girl snagged a spot.
The full list of 100 has yet to be made public, but is it possible that GG’s “unscripted” MTV counterpart The

Celebuzz / April 30, 2008

Kathy Griffin Blasphemy Pisses Off Disney

Fame-whoring comedienne Kathy Griffin was all set to guest skank on Disney�s smash Miley Cyrus vehicle Hannah Montana, but the Mouseketeers pulled the plug. Kathy believes it�s because she directed the Lamb of God to give oral.
“I was fired from Hannah Montana for my ‘suck it, Jesus’ remark,” Griffin told ew.com. “Which I ca…

Celebuzz / April 30, 2008

Carrie Fisher Gave Harrison Ford Ultimate Piece of ‘Star Wars’ Swag

Older and really not concerned with decorum at this point, Carrie Fisher has revealed that she was banging Harrison Ford during the filming of the first Star Wars movie. This might even make up for that queasy incest kiss she had with Mark Hamill that made the world go “Ewwww” during the Return of the

Celebuzz / April 30, 2008

‘Sex and the City’ Hags Still Haggin’

The gals from Sex and the City are resurrecting age-old personal problems to spice up the marketing for the new movie. Seems Sarah Jessica Parker’s marriage isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, and Kim Cattrall, well, hates Sarah Jessica Parker.
Our beloved Carrie says being wedded to Broadway superstar Matthew Broderick isn’t all bright…

Celebuzz / April 29, 2008

Pam Anderson Is an American from Implants to Toes

Pamela Anderson has recently become a genuine American. The Canadian pinup mom and B-list celebrity’s first act as a U.S. citizen involved a journey to Washington, D.C., to protest animal testing. Pammy loves those critters!
She’s delivering a PETA science report near the Capitol Building and pleading with the government to replace animal testing with…

mcmp2000 / April 29, 2008

Jimi Hendrix Left Behind a Groovy Sex Tape

Do not eat the brown acid—he naughty you make on it will come to light 40 years later! Guitar legend Jimi Hendrix, who died at age 27 in 1970, has a sex tape on sale! Love it—dirty from beyond the grave!
A rock-memorabilia collector reportedly found the film when he purchased a cache of music…

Celebuzz / April 29, 2008

Jimi Hendrix Left Behind a Groovy Sex Tape

Do not eat the brown acid—the naughty you make on it will come to light 40 years later! Guitar legend Jimi Hendrix, who died at age 27 in 1970, has a sex tape on sale! Love it—dirty from beyond the grave!
A rock-memorabilia collector reportedly found the film when he purchased a cache of…

Celebuzz / April 29, 2008

Seacrest Stokes the ‘Hills’ Fires

It should have been a quick in-studio stop-in with KIIS-FM’s Ryan Seacrest to pump a new episode of The Hills. Minor characters, even Lo Bosworth and old buddy Stephen Colletti, pushing the old company-line “Tune in Monday at 10.”
What no one realized is that Ryan inexplicably LOVES this show so much he thinks he…

Celebuzz / April 29, 2008

Trump Tops O. J. Simpson’s Hit List

Erstwhile double-homicide defendant O. J. Simpson made it known that he wanted a spot on NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice reality series, and, for a moment there, it looked as if Donald Trump and the network were both giving the idea serious consideration.
However, TMZ is claiming that once the Donald and the Peacock factored in the…

Celebuzz / April 29, 2008

Britney’s Parenting Secrets: On a Witness Stand Soon!

Despite Britney Spears’ recent attempts to appear less batshit crazy, her ongoing custody battle is poised to reach a fever pitch. A custody evaluation detailing highs and lows of the pop tart’s parenting habits was filed on Friday by Dr. Jane Shatz. (Unfortunate but appropriate last name for this case.)
The Shatz report was commissioned…

Celebuzz / April 29, 2008

Brad And Angelna’s French Connection

In the shadow of Angelina Jolie’s double Cannes openings, the mom to be, along with superhunk Brad Pitt, Maddox, Zahara, Pax and Shiloh landed in France in preparation for the birth of their fifth child—or fifth and sixth.
E! Online reports the world travelers are hunkered down in Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen’s Villa Maryland i…

Celebuzz / April 29, 2008

Brangelina Brood Makes Nice with Nice

In the shadow of Angelina Jolie’s double Cannes openings, the mom to be, along with superhunk Brad Pitt, Maddox, Zahara, Pax and Shiloh landed in France in preparation for the birth of their fifth child, or fifth and sixth.
E! Online reports the world travelers are hunkered down in Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen’s Villa Maryland…

Celebuzz / April 29, 2008

Hulk Hogan Gets to the Bottom of His Baby Brooke

Whoa, whassup, Hulk Hogan? That bandanna too tight? One too metal chairs to the head? Not much else can explain you thinking it’s okay to feel up daughter Brooke Hogan’s nether-regions while enjoying an L.A. heat wave poolside.
Equally scary is that she seems to like it, despite the (not pictured) presence of her new…

Celebuzz / April 29, 2008

Clay Achin’ to Make Your Mom’s Day

They’re old, fat, white and homophobic, throw their elasticized granny panties and double-D Playtex Cross Your Hearts at the stage and have taken the Greyhound to NYC more than once to catch Spamalot.
Claymates clamor for Clay Aiken, and though the boy still won’t reveal his true self to his masses, he’s shooting hi…

Celebuzz / April 29, 2008

Kenny Chesney Caught in a Tight Spot

Certainly-not-gay country star Kenny Chesney put himself in a pinch the other night at the Williams-Brice stadium in Columbia, South Carolina. A trademark Chesney move is to rise on a hydraulic lift to begin his show, and he caught his foot between the lift and the stage. Whoa, Nelly!
This telling video shows Chesney bending…

Celebuzz / April 28, 2008

Star Jones’ Hubby for Hire Quit Last Year

The woman whose Website bears the quote, “I am the author of the dictionary that defines me,” appears to have rewritten the entry for “sugar mama.” However, the Star Jones gravy train screeched to a halt about a year ago, when husband Al Reynolds mentally and financially absolved himself of all responsibility to his lawyer…

Celebuzz / April 28, 2008

Hey, Trouble; L.C. Wants to Get with You

Wanna climb Lauren Conrad’s hills? Well, no guy’s gonna get there by being a gentleman.
Speaking from the White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington, D.C. over the weekend, the Hills hottie told People, “Nice guys are great to take home to your parents, but you want a guy that keeps you on your toes.”…

Celebuzz / April 28, 2008
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