Joe Francis, Environmentalist

Joe Francis and his harem of girls already gone wild were spotted slipping out of Hollywood's Area nightclub last night, with one particularly wild blonde acting as Joe's spokeswoman.

"We drove the prius all day. We were very in favor of the environment. We ate all organic food," the obviously trashed blonde managed to squeeze out before before Joe slammed her inside his gas-guzzling SUV and sped off.



Wow, that diesel REEKS of environmentalism.