Miley Cyrus Is a Totally Innocent Skank

Just a week after racy homemade photos of Miley Cyrus leaked onto the internet and brought on a stink of discontent into the world of 'Hannah Montana' fans, the camera has caught Miley with her pants down again.

The 15-year old Disney star released a public apology for her photo shoot in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair, which pictures her cloaked in a bed sheet. Miley whinnies:

'I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.  I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.'

Disney, a company that has for decades created situations to manipulate 15-year-old girls for profit, was also outraged, telling ET: 'Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.'  

Couldn't Miley's Mom and Dad with their religious family values have protected their daughter from this gross indignity?  Definitely not, according to Vanity Fair.

'Miley's parents and/or minders were on the set all day.'

So basically, you've got Miley and Disney blaming Vanity Fair, Vanity Fair saying no one's at fault, and an unlikely third party of people who point the finger at Miley. 

'Miley has a reputation for doing racy things,' a spokesperson for the Christian Coalition of America chimes in. 'She should have thought this out before she agreed to go.'

I have to say, it's kinda nosy for the Christian people to butt their snouts into Miley's life, but they've got a point. If you don't want to appear to be half-naked in a photo shoot, maybe you shouldn't get half naked in a photo shoot!

Novel concept, I know...