Apr
11
British model/personality Katie Price, a/k/a Jordan made a feeble
impersonation of Daryl Hannah in a hot pink mermaid outfit to promote
her new series of 'Mermaids and Pirates' children's books at London's
famed Harrods department store on Thursday.
The ample-chested Jordan, whose British reality series with hubby Peter Andre, 'Katie & Peter' briefly aired on E!, has written three memoirs (she's 29 - she must have done a lot of living in a mere 3 decades) and a series of books for kids and toddlers, one of which was nominated for the prestigious WH Smith Children’s Book of the Year award at the Galaxy British Book Awards, regarded as the Academy Awards of literature.
Something is fishy, though - most of her children's books have had a ghostwriter - former journalist Rebecca Farnworth.
Would you expect anything less from a pneumatic former Playboy model? At least there's not a lot of big words in children's books.
The ample-chested Jordan, whose British reality series with hubby Peter Andre, 'Katie & Peter' briefly aired on E!, has written three memoirs (she's 29 - she must have done a lot of living in a mere 3 decades) and a series of books for kids and toddlers, one of which was nominated for the prestigious WH Smith Children’s Book of the Year award at the Galaxy British Book Awards, regarded as the Academy Awards of literature.
Something is fishy, though - most of her children's books have had a ghostwriter - former journalist Rebecca Farnworth.
Would you expect anything less from a pneumatic former Playboy model? At least there's not a lot of big words in children's books.
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