Here's Audrina Patridge showing herself (literally) to be a member of that shrinking Hollywood minority: women who actually wear underwear.
The skinny bitch and her britney are spotted getting out of a Cadillac Escalade in Beverly Hills yesterday, where the Hills star was posing for a photo shoot. As part of her very substantive acting career.
Oops.
Audrina really doesn't seem too bent out of shape about her panty display.
Like at all.
Probably because it's putting her in the headlines today.
Brandon Davis blatantly refused to spew any of his usual insults regarding Lindsay Lohan when spotted on the streets of New York Thursday, even when the paparazzi begged him to utter the infamous words 'firecrotch'.
He did, however, grace the cameramen with a few eloquent words specifically tailored to them...
'You guys suck. You have nothing better to do with your lives. You have small dicks,' he kindly shared.
Check out the oil heir looking like an angry teenager straight out of Columbine as he charges down the streets of Manhattan and zooms off in a cab:
Why the Lohan loyalty, Brandon???
Coincidentally (or perhaps not), Lilo was also in the big apple the day this video was shot.
Is Brandon just afraid Sammy Ronson is gonna stick her dogs on him, or have the frenimies patched things up for old time's sake???
I'm sure you'll be up sleeplessly pondering these profound life questions until an answer is reached. I know I will be...
Continue reading Brandon Davis No Longer Trashing the Firecrotch...
Spencer Pratt is taking on yet another entertainment venture: Pete Wentz's reality show.
The 'media mogul' and his stylish fiance were spotted on the streets in L.A. with the Fall
Out Boy yesterday as he filmed F and bridged the gap between MTV's reality and musical exploits.
Notice that Pete's jeans are even tighter than Heidi's. Now that's hot!
What do you suppose these three talked about???
I'm guessing when Pete wasn't telling Heidi where Ashlee SimpsonAshlee Simpson-Wentz shops, he was dispensing marriage advice to Spencer. You know, because one week of marriage and a bun in the oven makes him an expert on these matters.
And they all have their own, unique ways of showing that love. For Kendra Wilkinson, it's wearing underwear on her head. For others, it's showing up to watch the game. Hey, one isn't better than the other, they're just different.
Here's some video footage of about four million bazillion stoked celebs flooding out of Staples Center last night after watching their Lakers pommel the Spurs:
Staples Center may not be the trendiest spot in Los Angeles, but I'm pretty sure it was the most star-studded last night. Where else can you see Diddy, David Spade, Adam Sandler, Dustin
Hoffman, Brody Jenner, George
Lopez, Denzel Washington and David Arquette in one place...wearing jeans????
When there's this many celebs showing up, should there be a back entrance?
More pictures of Kendra Wilkinson showing her special love for the Lakers after the jump.
When you're young, rich, famous, and largely talentless, what do you do on a weeknight when normal people are in bed?
Go clubbing!
Here's some of Hollywood's best young riffraff at hotspots Goa and Foxtail last night, where they had a few cocktails, flirted with other 'famous' things, and tried to count the number of people who gave them the look.
The look that says, 'I know who you are and I'm thrilled. Will you please sign my chest?'
Audrina Patridge hits Goa with her twin-like little sis (who's well-endowed figure suggests the reality star really didn't need those implants). Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner look equally boring bored despite being spotted separately, and Cisco Adler (surprise) makes out with someone whose name he has a 2% chance of remembering tomorrow.
Pictures of the Hollywood cling-ons, plus Brittany Snow (who actually acts), after the jump...
Here's Madonna being escorted out of London's Nobu restaurant by about 40 dudes - just the way she likes it.
The material girl woman was about as uninterested in chatting with the paparazzi last night as she is, generally, in admitting to her probable botox, eyelift, cheek implants, boob job and collagen injections.
The pop politician said in a recent interview that she is 'not against plastic surgery,' just 'against discussing it.'
'If you want to know how I look like I do its diet and exercise and being
constantly careful,' she lied. 'I swear by Oxygen facials, I'm obsessive about
staying out of the sun.'
Well that sunless bit definitely explains why Madge looks like a distant relative of the Addam's Family in her all-black ensemble. But unfortunately, it does little to justify the millionaire's tacky dark roots.
Enjoy video and photos of the snooty ex-patriot Brit and her happy male entourage below...
Jennifer Love Hewitt, seemingly the only non-pregnant or infant-toting actress left in Hollywood, and her fiance Ross McCall coordinated their looks and headed out for a stroll in their Hollywood neighborhood yesterday.
You know, Ross is really starting to grow on me. He's cute in an Eric Stoltz in 'Some Kind of Wonderful' way.
J-Love is enjoying her summer break from 'The Ghost Whisperer' and plans on playing the devoted house frau, cooking dinners and fixing up the couple's house while Ross works on a movie.
The two are also planning their upcoming nuptials, but don't expect to see Jennifer as a June bride. She recently told People magazine that there wont be a summer wedding because, 'I won't be a sweaty bride' and said that she and Ross, are working together to plan their special day.
Jen says, 'I think the biggest thing we've learned so far is we really want it to be ours. We want to celebrate it and enjoy it.'
If Ross is really involved in the plans, and from past experience, just saying 'whatever you want, sweetie' repeatedly is not considered 'involved,' he's grown on me a little more.
Phoebe Price let everyone know that she's still number one, even though she was denied admission to to the grand opening of the huge new Chanel store on LA's shopper's paradise (and Phoebe's personal runway), Robertson Boulevard.
Somehow, Phoebe's name wasn't on the list for the event. How can this be? Don't the fine folks at Chanel know an international model when they see one?
I feel bad for the Phoebster. I mean, she wore her finest sparkly slip and everything. She even took my advice and lost the hat.
Hey Phoebe, I'd be honored if you'd come with me to the opening of our new Stein Mart next month. Bring the sparkles.
The boys from HBO's 'Entourage,' including Kevin Dillon, Kevin Connolly and Adrian Grenier did a little filming for the upcoming fifth season of their show in Beverly Hills yesterday.
The group did a lot of swaggering down North Beverly Drive. I don't watch the show, but I keep thinking when this airs, they'll be walking in slow motion with that 'Kill Bill' music in the background. We won't find out until the series returns in the fall.
Yep, you fans who were hoping for some summer lovin' from Ade and the gang are going to have to wait a little bit longer. Thanks, writers' strike.
In between shots, the boys approached a photographer chronicling the whole thing and checked out his pictures. Kevin C. is probably asking if his outfit makes him look short.
And, ummm, Adrian Grenier. I really don't wanna like him, but he is looking mighty fine.
Amy Winehouse popped out of her Camden home in London yesterday looking surprisingly bright-eyed - it looked like she may have even dragged a brush through her beehive - and signed autographs for some young fans.
The troubled singer who may...or may not...or may...be recording the theme song to the latest James Bond movie 'Worst. Title. Ever.' 'Quantum of Solace' sported a Star of David pendant around her neck, recognizing her family's Jewish heritage. Could it be that she's found God?
Things could be turning around for Amy - she is set to play at a concert celebrating Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday at London's Hyde Park next month and is on the line-up for a number of summer music festivals in the UK. Since I love Amy, hot mess or not, I hope she has a productive summer - just stay away from Pete Doherty.
Oh, and why in the hell is she signing a basketball anyway? Unless she's playing center for the Miami Heat or something I may have missed (I don't follow NBA news), I just don't get it.
