May
16
First of all, out-but-not Jodie Foster split from her girlfriend 'special friend' Cydney Bernard after 14 years of um, hanging out. So far nobody has a clue why the hell Jodie called off the relationship with her decade-older lover, considering they have 2 kids together and her friends call it 'shocking.' My thoughts? Hey, just because Jodie doesn't have a penis doesn't mean she ain't a sucker for younger women.
Then there's the Lindsay Lohan issue. Lesbo or not? Samantha Ronson her girlfriend or not? Rumors about them two have been flying for a couple years, but last week when the pair were vacationing in Paris, a collection of hickies across Sam's neck got the rumor mill churnin' like mad. Aspiring celebratard Ali Lohan stepped up to bat away the rumors, asserting that her big sister, 'is not a lesbian.' Which translates to 'the Lohan family is still waiting for Lindsay to come out of her experimental stage.'
Finally, the happy news...Ellen Degeneres and Portia di Rossi are getting married. The bridal occasion was brought on by Cali's Supreme Court decision to legalize gay marriage this week, and I think it bloody awesome. Unless you're opposed to the whole gay marriage thing, in which case it's bloody awful.
Check out Ellen get wet (with joy, perverts) as she dishes the news to her show's audience, which includes her equally emotional fiance:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Pictures of the couple's 4 years together after the jump.
Then there's the Lindsay Lohan issue. Lesbo or not? Samantha Ronson her girlfriend or not? Rumors about them two have been flying for a couple years, but last week when the pair were vacationing in Paris, a collection of hickies across Sam's neck got the rumor mill churnin' like mad. Aspiring celebratard Ali Lohan stepped up to bat away the rumors, asserting that her big sister, 'is not a lesbian.' Which translates to 'the Lohan family is still waiting for Lindsay to come out of her experimental stage.'
Finally, the happy news...Ellen Degeneres and Portia di Rossi are getting married. The bridal occasion was brought on by Cali's Supreme Court decision to legalize gay marriage this week, and I think it bloody awesome. Unless you're opposed to the whole gay marriage thing, in which case it's bloody awful.
Check out Ellen get wet (with joy, perverts) as she dishes the news to her show's audience, which includes her equally emotional fiance:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Pictures of the couple's 4 years together after the jump.
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