Andy Baldwin Throws in the Publicity Towel

Get out the tissues and ice cream folks, because this one's a real tearjerker...

Ex-Bachelor Andy Baldwin has ended his non-relationship with Donald Trump's ex-wife, Marla Maples.

No more phony cheesefests coming from this duo to either (a) remind you what you ate for breakfast or (b) amuse the hell outta you.

The word from Andy's publicist Andy is that the hunky overachiever recently moved to D.C. for a Navy medicine job - the perfect excuse to end their love charade.

'The big move coupled with the long distance relationship wasn't working for us; so I decided we were better off as friends,' he told Us Magazine.

If you weren't already sobbing over the news, Andy's heart wrenching words just tipped you over the tear-ridden edge, I know.

A re-cap of their bi-coastal, sand-and-snow romantic act after the jump...