May
30
Angelina Jolie supposedly gave birth to two baby girls on Sunday, and didn't tell anybody.
The mama of six popped at a Catholic clinic in France's Aix-en-Provence, with Daddy Pitt by her side. The two girls were named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane in honor of Angie's mom, who was French-Canadian. So it tooootally makes sense that Brange's timely move to France was also part of the plot to honor Grandma Jolie.
In her recent Today Show interview where Jack Black accidentally outted her twins ('you're going to have as many as the Brady bunch when you have these,' he said), Angie said she was due in 'a few months' and would 'possibly' give birth in France.
Liar!!!
Oh well, I'd do the same shit if I was stalked 24/7 and had weirdos peeking into my house while I shower.
These are gonna be some $$$$$$$$ baby pictures!!!
The mama of six popped at a Catholic clinic in France's Aix-en-Provence, with Daddy Pitt by her side. The two girls were named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane in honor of Angie's mom, who was French-Canadian. So it tooootally makes sense that Brange's timely move to France was also part of the plot to honor Grandma Jolie.
In her recent Today Show interview where Jack Black accidentally outted her twins ('you're going to have as many as the Brady bunch when you have these,' he said), Angie said she was due in 'a few months' and would 'possibly' give birth in France.
Liar!!!
Oh well, I'd do the same shit if I was stalked 24/7 and had weirdos peeking into my house while I shower.
These are gonna be some $$$$$$$$ baby pictures!!!














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