Bai Ling Is Cranky

Bai Ling is looking like a 12-year-old Chinese hooker while trying to act like some kind of odd adult on the set of her new action thriller Crank 2.  Ironically, the movie's plot centers around batteries, which in the script are necessary to keep a 'nearly indestructible heart' alive and in real life have been lifted by Bai Ling for a five-finger discount. 

No doubt the writers of this movie have about as good a shot at winning an Academy Award for 'Best Screenplay' as their leading lady does at winning 'Best Actress.'

Check out Bai doing her best imitation of badass Lucy Liu on the set of her new movie Saturday, a sequel that will be redeemed, as the first movie was, by the jaw stubble of teeth-clenching hard man Jason Statham:



Pictures of the on-set socialite jumping some fat dude, touching her boobs, flirting with her co-star hottie after the jump...