May
21
After a week of captivity at Mel Gibson's 402-acre, $25.8 million ranch in Costa Rica (I can think of worse ways to be kidnapped), Britney Spears has been set free to bring havoc back to the roads of Los Angeles.
The rehabilitating popwreck hit Il Sole for dinner with some dude in West Hollywood last night and seemed surprisingly well. Her hair extensions looked almost like real hair, her skin glowed with a natural tan, and there were no heinous cowgirl boots in sight.
In other good Brit news, she's not pregnant! With K-Fed's or Adnan's baby, according to her rep.
And homegirl won't be growing a baby bump any time soon, because papa Spears ain't goin' nowhere. Almost four months after becoming 'temporary conservator' of Britney's 'estate,' the concerned daddy has quit his catering job to dedicate all his efforts to the 'rehabilitate Britney' cause.
And of course, he's asked the court for a crapload of money to get him through it. $2,500/week, to be exact - plus $10,000 in 'back pay.'
That's a $130,000 annual salary, before the bonus!
This guy, I tell ya. Freaking Genius. He should team up with Dina Lohan to teach a seminar on how to make your kids rich and famous, mooch of their success, and then get paid to put them back together after they wreck themselves. Or they could just make a reality show together: 'Being a Parental Whore.' I'd watch it!
The rehabilitating popwreck hit Il Sole for dinner with some dude in West Hollywood last night and seemed surprisingly well. Her hair extensions looked almost like real hair, her skin glowed with a natural tan, and there were no heinous cowgirl boots in sight.
In other good Brit news, she's not pregnant! With K-Fed's or Adnan's baby, according to her rep.
And homegirl won't be growing a baby bump any time soon, because papa Spears ain't goin' nowhere. Almost four months after becoming 'temporary conservator' of Britney's 'estate,' the concerned daddy has quit his catering job to dedicate all his efforts to the 'rehabilitate Britney' cause.
And of course, he's asked the court for a crapload of money to get him through it. $2,500/week, to be exact - plus $10,000 in 'back pay.'
That's a $130,000 annual salary, before the bonus!
This guy, I tell ya. Freaking Genius. He should team up with Dina Lohan to teach a seminar on how to make your kids rich and famous, mooch of their success, and then get paid to put them back together after they wreck themselves. Or they could just make a reality show together: 'Being a Parental Whore.' I'd watch it!
I wonder if Spears parents charged Brit for her own birth?
I have a feeling that's a yes....