HAHAHA YOU HAVE TO GO TO TRAFFIC SCHOOL

Here's Nicole Richie, donning a lovely scarecrow look, as she heads in to serve the umpteenth hour of her traffic school debt, which includes group counseling, one-on-one meetings and alcohol education classes every. single. week.

The best thing about traffic school is when they try to convince you that you're an alcoholic. And you protest 'No, I'm really not, I promise.' And then they fail you for having a bad attitude.

This particular baby momma has been going to traffic school since at least October. That was seven months ago.  Can I just say again: HAHAHAHAHA. How much you want a bet she has already failed and had to start the whole thing over again?

Pictures of the alcoholic-in-denial after the jump...