May
29
Nicole Richie is still dutifully attending traffic school because before she won an award for being a great parent, the Simple Life star was a raging partygirl with a penchant for driving, high, on the wrong side of the road.
Oh you caught that bit about the award? Yes, Nicole Richie won a 'Golden Pacifier Award' from Babytalk Magazine in recognition of 'her turnaround since becoming a mom.'
No idea what what kind of heroin Nicole has been giving the editors of this magazine, but according to insiders, they might be eating their words, and seeing Nicole turn-BACK-around, real soon:
'Nicole really misses her carefree life', a source says. 'Before Harlow came along, Nicole never had to worry about anything. All she did was party with her friends and go shopping. Now she's totally overwhelmed by her new responsibility, even though she adores her daughter. Nicole still can't figure out if she's happier when she's home with the baby or hitting the town with her friends!'
Oh, the dilemmas we face when the trendiness of parenthood fades into reality!
It's cool though. If things get too tough, Nicole can just go crazy, give the kids to Joel, and get to see them for fun playdates every so often. Worked like a charm for Britney!
Oh you caught that bit about the award? Yes, Nicole Richie won a 'Golden Pacifier Award' from Babytalk Magazine in recognition of 'her turnaround since becoming a mom.'
No idea what what kind of heroin Nicole has been giving the editors of this magazine, but according to insiders, they might be eating their words, and seeing Nicole turn-BACK-around, real soon:
'Nicole really misses her carefree life', a source says. 'Before Harlow came along, Nicole never had to worry about anything. All she did was party with her friends and go shopping. Now she's totally overwhelmed by her new responsibility, even though she adores her daughter. Nicole still can't figure out if she's happier when she's home with the baby or hitting the town with her friends!'
Oh, the dilemmas we face when the trendiness of parenthood fades into reality!
It's cool though. If things get too tough, Nicole can just go crazy, give the kids to Joel, and get to see them for fun playdates every so often. Worked like a charm for Britney!
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