May
03
So in case we haven't bombarded you with enough spy footage of Heather Locklear and Robert Buckley getting wet in Hawaii, here's one final dose of 'Flirting with Forty' goodness.
In this one, there's a little more touching, followed by Heather pretending to fall off her surfboard and awkwardly adjusting her little black suit for about ten minutes. Then Kirby and Heather hug some woman together. Desperately exciting, I know, but contain yourself, please...
Now you can go back to cursing yourself for not buying that Oahu timeshare when the housing market was actually decent.
But don't worry, you're not alone in that remorse. Pretty soon Heather Locklear will also be cursing herself for passing up on the Hawaiian 'market' - like, as soon as she gets back on top of Jack Wagner's flaccid ass.
In this one, there's a little more touching, followed by Heather pretending to fall off her surfboard and awkwardly adjusting her little black suit for about ten minutes. Then Kirby and Heather hug some woman together. Desperately exciting, I know, but contain yourself, please...
Now you can go back to cursing yourself for not buying that Oahu timeshare when the housing market was actually decent.
But don't worry, you're not alone in that remorse. Pretty soon Heather Locklear will also be cursing herself for passing up on the Hawaiian 'market' - like, as soon as she gets back on top of Jack Wagner's flaccid ass.
The woman that Robert & Heather pose with at the end of the video is the author of the book, Flirting With Forty. Her name is Jane Porter.