Actress Cate Blanchett was the sole representative from 'Indiana Jones and the Title I Wish Was Much Shorter' at the film's Australian premiere in Sydney last night.
Her red carpet look highlighted a glittering frock from the Hefty Bag collection, but the shoes almost saved the day. Almost. Kudos to Gwyneth Paltrow for starting the super-duper high heel look.
Cate was channeling the Iron Man star from the shoes to the shoulder length 'do, which was much less of a hassle that the style she sports as a Soviet villain in the epic. She says the hardest part about filming Indy wasn't the elaborate stunts or her Russian accent - it was her severe, Moe from the 'Three Stooges' hairdo.
Cate confessed, 'It sounds shallow but [the hardest thing] was trying to keep every single hair
in place while sword-fighting in a military duck with Shia
LaBoeuf.'
I would think, for me, the hardest thing would be keeping my mitts off of Harrison Ford, Mrrrowr!
At first glimpse, I thought this was former New Kid on the Block Jordan Knight, but it's actually our favorite singer/songwriter/sensitive guy/all-around cut-up John Mayer, leaving Samy's Camera in Hollywood with a bag o' goodies.
While in the store, a fan asked to take a photo with the singer, which he agreed to for the bargain price of $10. I guess dating Jennifer Aniston is putting a dent in his wallet or something?
Of course, with John's reputation as being somewhat of a prankster, he could have been kidding. I'm wondering if the fan didn't get the joke and ponied up the cash for flash anyway.
Or, he could just be acting like a jerk and going against what he recently told People magazine was the secret to his success, 'All you have
to do is just be polite and treat people really well.'
Oh, so if he was going to be rude, he would have charged the fan $20, huh?
Amy Winehouse did her best impersonation of Lindsay Lohan's pal Samantha Ronson as she took a shot th the turntable to display her mad DJ skillz at the Proud Gallery
bar in Camden town on Sunday night.
The hot mess, wearing a heart-shaped pin on her head wrap professing her love for hubby Blake, was at the club with a female friend. Not surprisingly, Amy kicked back a few cocktails and at one point reportedly knocked over a customer's drink at the bar. The singer allegedly looked at the
customer, said 'Oh well' and walked off. You would expect anything else?
Amy then walked over and chatted with the club's DJ before flicking through his
music and taking over for several songs. I wonder if she did any scratching...on the turntable - you can assume she does a lot of that something in that rat's nest of a beehive.
The singer's DJ gig was a quick one. She left the club after she was told she couldn't light up inside the establishment. So it was off to another wacky adventure for Amy.
Kristi Yamaguchi surprised no one last night when she won Season 6 of Dancing with the Stars.
Because ballroom dancing is basically figure skating minus the ice and the skates. And because, oh yeah, in case you hadn't heard her name mentioned in the Olympics every single year for the past twenty, Kristi Yamaguchi has won every kind of figure skating award invented.
There should be affirmative action for this kind of thing, man. Just check out the knowing look on Kristi's face during the 'suspenseful' moment before the obvious winner was announced last night:
Yay, a new trophy to add to the collection!
Pictures of the talented little winner, spotted earlier this month, after the jump.
Following in the footsteps of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and original nakey mommy Demi Moore, Nicole Kidman is stripping down to bear her pregnant belly for the cameras.
The 40-year-old actress hired some really important photographer (his name is Patrick Demarchelier) to photograph her in a few months, when she is REALLY ready to pop.
It's going to be her first biological child! Very exciting. I dig this decision.
But I can't take anymore pregnancy and wedding talk.
WILL A CELEBRITY PLEASE GIVE US SOMETHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT????!!
Pictures of Nicole and her hubby, Keith Urban, leaving a Bryan Adams concert in Nashville on Monday after the jump.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt captivate all eyes as usual when they actually hang out on the red carpet long enough for the drool to collect around them.
Brad even shows his gentlemanly side when it starts to rain and he covers his beloved wifey with an umbrella.
Wow, calling Angelina Jolie 'wifey' feels like calling a priest 'homeboy.' There's just something about her that refuses to be patronized.
How doe she do that???
Pictures of Brange attending 'The Changeling' premiere yesterday to commemorate Angie's othermovie premiering at the 61st Annual Cannes Film Festival after the jump.
Not only did Jessica Albainvite nobody to her wedding ceremony, but she didn't even TELL anybody about her nuptials.
'My sister??? I'm going to have to call her!'
That's Jessica Alba's shocked brother responding to reporters
yesterday when they told him his sister had gotten married the day
before.
Uh huh.
Either Josh Alba is an idiot or Jessica and Cash really suck.
Josh's second comment doesn't help to make this distinction, unfortunately.
When asked if he thinks Cash Warren 'will make a good husband,' this was Josh's response:
'Well, he's my brother in law now!'
Which either means, (a) 'I've got shit for brains,' (b) 'No, but I can't admit that now that he's part of the family,' or (c) 'Hell no, but he will become a good husband if he wants to BE part of this family.'
I'm putting my money on (c), but with any option it's pretty obvious that Cash probably does suck and Josh Alba probably is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Thoughts???
On a side note, if you have any sort of crush or interest in Jessica Alba, you should check out this video of her staring at the computer screen...because it's the closest you'll ever get to 'intimacy' with the now-married fox.
Normally a wedding is something people do to celebrate. At least as an excuse to eat cake, take pictures, get trashed, make out with strangers, etcetera.
For Jessica Alba, not so much.
The super pregnant mamacita married her longtime, on-again/off-again, sometimes-non-commital boyfriend Cash Warren Monday morning in a small private ceremony.
A courthouse, to be exact. Wearing normal clothes. With fake flowers everywhere. And no guests. Not even champagne!
Kudos to Jessica for doing something a little 'nonconformist', but given Cash's 'douchebag' reputation, I give the newlyweds 2 years, tops, of mostly unhappy marriage. What do YOU think??
Shayne Lamas is the Playmate lookalike who won Matt Grant's heart in last week's final episode of The Bachelor.
Coincidentally, winning the Bachelor's heart has been great news for the aspiring actress's career.
The daughter of C-list actor Lorenzo Lamas will appear in Girls Gone Wild Magazine next month, and today she soaked up some attention sun at the beach in Malibu.
The 22-year-old platinum hottie catches up on 'how to be a B-lister' tips while reading Tori Spelling's autobiography, before supposedly catching a fish, and doing a face plant into the ocean as she tries to throw it back into the sea. Check out the amusement below:
Would a bikini shot be complete without a lot of squealing and a little boob grabbing?
More pictures of the American Brit after the jump...
