George Clooney was totally impressing and surprising people with his longterm commitment to cocktail waitress Sarah Larson.
The two have been dating for almost a year, which is like marriage in George Clooney time.
But today sanity was restored to the universe. Just when I was getting fed up trying to figure out what was so
special about her, Sarah gets the boot. And like a captive dolphin returning to the ocean, George is back on the single market where he belongs.
The couple's 'different backgrounds' were part of what drew George to her. But apparently all novelties do wear off. An insider tells In Touch:
'George is relieved to be
single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is
why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is
that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied
down.'
Sarah has already moved out and everything. Poor girl's gonna have to go back to working tables for a living.
We all knew it wouldn't last. GC is the ultimate bachelor. It's gonna take another Angelina Jolie to tie him down!
After the past weeks of shady behavior, Tony Romo is giving Jessica 'another chance' to not f*ck their relationship up.
Namely, telling her to get rid of daddy.
The footballer is sick of Joe Simpson sticking his nose in Tony's 'life, career and endorsement deals,' (not to mention his daughter's chest), and apparently told Joe to 'leave them alone.'
10 points for Tony!
Now Jessica can go back to being co-dependent and coupled up like her newly married sis! How precious.
But this probably won't last. Keeping Joe out of the pictures is going to be close to impossible. He practically controlled every aspect of Ashlee and Pete's wedding. Pete even had to spend his bachelor party with the old man. Control freak much?
Down with the daddy dictator!
Collection of of Papa Joe, Jessica, and Tony pictures after the jump...
Our favorite 'international model', Phoebe Price makes sure to let photographers see her rear view as she enters LA's Intermix store yesterday.
A few weeks ago, Phoebe joined Mischa Barton on the cover of the National Enquirer's celebration of cottage cheese thighs that they always manage to publish in time for we common folk to get to the gym in advance of bathing suit season.
Of course, it's not a 'Price-less' photo op unless Phoebe shows off some of her recent clippings. It looks like she's showing off the red carpet...ummm...fashions she wore during this year's Cannes Film Fest.
She got to Cannes, so she must be doing something right, hmmm?
Anne Hathaway proves that she's a low maintenance kinda gal, toting her own stuff back to her trailer on the set of the comedy 'Bride Wars' in New York yesterday.
When we saw Miss Anne last month, her real estate developer boyfriend Raffaello Follieri had gotten himself into a teensy bit of trouble doing what we've all done once or twice in the past - check kiting.
Come on, admit it, we've all played dumb with some utility provider before, 'I swear, I though my paycheck had cleared. I would have never written a check with no money in my account.' I'm just pretty sure the amount of money in question was way less than the $215,000 he owed.
Raffaello repaid the amount in full to his victim, who dropped the charges against him last week.
Maybe Anne has been forced to carry her own stuff because the money to repay the debt was taken out of Anne's 'personal assistant fund.' Makes sense.
Liev Schreiber is finally wrapping up work in Australia on 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' with Hugh Jackman. In fact he put in a whopping ten-hour day at Fox Studios yesterday, so he's more than deserving of some down time.
The man who will be Sabretooth hasn't been seen without a surfboard much since he's been in the homeland of his lady love Naomi Watts, which isn't difficult because he now has six of them.
What's he going to do with all of those when he gets back to the States? New York is hardly the surfing capital of the world.
More importantly, is he going to shave those sideburns? I've gotten quite attached to them.
Fresh from her cross-continent jaunt to the Cannes Film Festival, Lindsay Lohan is back on our shores and hit the Peninsula Hotel in Manhattan with reality TV's newest celebrities Dina and Ali and the 'forgotten Lohan', little brother Cody.
Linds classed up her usual ensemble (once again, being in a fashion-forward country has not rubbed off on our girl) with a pair of Christian Louboutin high-heeled Mary Janes and an extremely limited edition - only ten were made - Dolce & Gabbana python skin bag.
Ali is definitely a starlet in training, toting a leather Jimmy Choo bag which retails at $1850. She also was holding a designer doggie bag for Lindsay's new puppy. Poor dog.
What I want to know is how she's able to afford these pricey accessories. 'Ugly Betty' must pay really well.
Last night saw what feels like the 25th red carpet premiere for the upcoming 'Sex and the City' movie, this time in 'The City' itself - New York.
Despite a rainy Big Apple night, fans flocked to Radio City Music hall to see the stars of the beloved HBO series walk the pink, Swarovski crystal-dusted carpet.
Sarah Jessica Parker, who I must admit looked elegant in her Nina Ricci gown was (as always ) the center of attention, leaving hubby Matthew Broderick with not much to do except wish he called out sick for the premiere like Fergie's main man, Josh Duhamel did.
I know, Mathew, it's difficult not to yawn. I feel your pain. So does the New York Post, feeling bad for heterosexual males who will be dragged to this film with wives and girlfriends and will be forced to sit through 'endless fashion montages, shameless product placements, lethally slow pacing and utterly predictable plot.'
Well, at least that officially makes two of us who couldn't care less about this flick. How about you?
Hilary Duff and her gimpy hockey-player boyfriend, Mike Comrie, are spotted grabbing lunch in L.A. during memorial day weekend.
The popstar is a bit less stoked to see the paparazzi than is her injured boyfriend, which makes sense considering the person behind the camera is a chick hitting on him...
Yeah, he's not bad-looking.
Glad to see Hilary's sportin' the gas-guzzling, road-hogging hummer... just in case she were to go off-roading on her way to the mall or Disney Studios.
Doesn't she know hybrid's are the new trendy in celebrity? The hummer is so three years ago...
Newly split (but definitely not single) Kate Hudson rocked some blue hair for her new movie, Bride Wars, which she's filming in New York City. The return to work follows a week of European romance with her one-testicled lover.
That's Lance Armstrong I'm talking about, in case you've been living under a rock for the
past two weeks - the champion bicyclist who went and stole his buddy Owen
Wilson's girl from under his nose.
The naughty new couple were first spotted together in Cannes, where they kissed and canoodled at one of the event's big parties. And according to insiders, both Kate and Lance 'have never been happier.'
Nothing to get too excited about, though. Given both their track records, these two should be toast by the first day of summer. Just in time for Kate to rebound with Owen's other best friend, Woody Harrelson!
