Here's Blake Lively and Penn Badgley parading their puppy love around Manhattan's West Village yesterday.
The Gossip Girl co-stars apparently felt it was time to exercise our gag reflexes romantic spirit since they were outted by last weeks' photos of them sucking face in Mexico.
I look forward to that moment in Blake's and Penn's future where they break up and start to hate each other but still have to act on set like they don't want to stab each other's eyes out.
Kinda like Sophia Bush when she split with cheating fiance Chad Michael Murray and then had to keep playing his girlfriend in One Tree Hill.
Actually,
what am I talking about? This is the best arrangement ever. 'Acting' is
a completely shameless excuse to continue jumping your exes bones like
we all still want to. With no real
consequences. And you even get to complain and
pretend you aren't loving every minute of it. Brilliant!
British comedian Russell Brand, who nearly stole the show from a nuts 'n' berries exposing Jason Segel in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' is moving his plan for US domination along at a breakneck pace, performing the last of a three gig run at LA's Roxy on Sunday night.
The comedian gave one fan outside the venue a photo to remember, looping his leg around her and planting a kiss on her head. The concerts' other attendees, including Segel, Jonah Hill and Malin Akerman weren't involved in any acts of PDA with Russell.
In addition to performing live, Russell is also working on another comedy with the Judd Apatow gang and is in talks to develop his own talk show for US television. Execs were impressed by his recent appearance on 'The Late Show with David Letterman.'
But is Russell ready to leave London for a career in the US? It sure sounds like it, as he joked, 'I really like LA - I'd heard it was a superficial and vacuous space and, astonishingly, I fit right in.'
The hosts of The View tried to beat Dina and Ali Lohan over the head with questions, advice, and basic common sense yesterday...to no avail.
The sister and mother of one of Hollywood's best trainwrecks dug in
their heels and clung desperately to their appetite for acting fame and
demoralizing press attention.
Check out the pair of media hogs talk about being a 'simple family living in the suburbs' and Dina's life as a 'regular' 'single mom' below:
For people who so desperately want to be talked about, these two 'simple suburban' folk do a lot of bitching and moaning about the media. They are even better at whining than Denise Richards!
You've got a point about it being a man's world Dina, but don't worry - the media hates Michael Lohan almost as much as you.
Ashley Tisdale and her father Mike took her ferocious dogs out for a Memorial Day stroll in her Toluca Park neighborhood.
The quartet stopped at a Coffee Bean to pick up some treats, and it appears that Maui, the maltipoo (with Ashley) and Blondie the bichon frise (with Dad) saw something (or someone) they didn't like. No ankles are safe with those two around.
The actress is heading back to Utah soon to continue work on 'High School Musical 3: Senior Year' to play America's favorite character named after a marker, Sharpay Evans.
When she first reported to the set, she needed a police escort. I think Maui and Blondie make a much cuter (and infinitely more fearless) security detail, don't you think?
Another day, another country, another dour-faced Julia Roberts. Despite the fact that she gets to see this face every morning, she's still not looking like the happy camper movie audiences have grown to love.
And now she's in Italy - the most romantic country in the world, with her hubby Danny Moder. So, why the long face, lady?
I am giving ol' Juila a pass for the scenes she shot for 'Duplicity' in Rome yesterday, only because she's sharing the screen with a nun (or an actress dressed like one.)
Nuns are scary. I still have flashbacks of those big fat pencils getting smashed across the knuckles in Catholic grade school. I suppose I'd look like this if one crossed my path too.
A palpable embodiment of paleness and pregnancy, mama Gwen took her still-hot husband and 2-year-old son to the beach for a play date with Kate Beckinsale's fam.
The occasion was little Kingston Rossdale's birthday party,
which was apparently also an opportunity for Gwen and Gavin to fully
give up on trying to be rockers and settle into their yuppy status.
Check out the video of the happy family loading up for a humdrum day at the beach:
In other news, 'evil lady' is the polite version of the word 'bitch.'
Pictures of the Gwen and Gavin (who is almost as a-freaking-dorable as his son) at the beach with Kate Beckinsale after the jump...
Either Jennifer Aniston, Rosario Dawson, or some other chick is a complete and utter stinkpot, according to Sex and the City hunk Jason Lewis.
When asked whether a woman's physical attributes had ever been a 'deal-breaker' for him, mister hotness admitted a past girlfriend sent him running for fresh air. He says:
'I was with a particularly malodorous girl once—beautiful but really stinky. She had every body odor. I remember thinking, Your arms
stink. Your breath stinks. Oh, God, even your hair stinks. I had no
idea what to do. I remember asking a female friend, “What do I do? Slip
her acidophilus when I cook for her?" '
Jason claims that 'there were other reasons' for the split, but
I have a hunch they're related. Being afraid to kiss your girlfriend
in the morning, provide oral sex, or generally make physical contact
are damn good reasons to throw in the towel if you ask me.
Of course Jason stayed mum on which ex-girlfriend smelled like shit and I doubt we'll get the chance to smell any of them anytime soon. But it's worth a guess...
Wacky Pete Wentz dons a paper plate over his face as he and new wife Ashlee Simpson exit a Memorial Day party in LA yesterday. The plate says that 'Your Ad Could Be Here' - if they're strapped for cash, they should sell ad space on Ashlee's tummy - if you know what I mean.
I'm sure Pete's little 'disguise' was a wink to the fact that they are far from strapped for cash after selling the photos of their May 18th nuptials to People magazine for a reported $1.4 million.
But hey, Papa Joe could be running with this new way to extract as much money from his li'l girls as possible. I just can't imagine what product would benefit from ad space on Pete Wentz. Eye makeup remover perhaps? Divorce attorneys? (Too soon, I know....)
I also wonder if the plate was a compromise from the party's host to get his/her lampshade back. You know that this crazy guy was running around with one on his head. Wakka wakka indeed.
