Mariah Carey made it clear she didn't want people to touch her body when she was swarmed by fans in Japan today. The pop legend headed east to promote her new album and 'married' image...she even tucked her assistant husband into the plane and brought him with her.
Check out the newlywed causing chaos on the streets of Daikanyama (sans Nick) as she and her entourage of hair and make-up people hit a clothing store for some unknown reason considering they definitely don't sell anything over $2,000:
It'd be cool if Mariah took a detour from her careerhusband
self long enough to do a little charity for the nearby Chinese cyclone victims, but I suppose that's asking too much?
Continue reading A Cyclone Hits, Mariah Carey is Popular...
Here's David Beckham adjusting himself after celebrating a fancy goal in last night's victory game over the Kansas City Wizards.
The winner, who is also welcome to score on with me anytime, was voted #1 on OK Magazine's 'man candy' list last month.
No sign of that woman he's still married to, but at least she dropped the kids with a nanny some guy in a suit, so they could cheer their daddy on from box seats above.
Pictures of my boyfriend, Brooklyn, Romeo, and a bear-costumed Cruz after the jump...
Cindy Crawford says that she wishes she had been more irresponsible when she was still young and hot (because as you can see
above, she is a complete hag now).
'I regret that I wasn't wilder,' she says. 'I was working and I was nervous. I was the one in the corner with the book, being responsible.'
Luckily, Cindy is making up for lost jungle action nowadays: 'I can be wild,' she says. I'I'll sometimes dance on a table for my husband and his friends. But not naked, those days are gone.'
Phew! That woulda been a scary sight to see...Cindy Crawford naked?? The only worse thing I can think of would be Donald Trump's head in a toilet.
I'm guessing Cindy wised up to her sex kitten side somewhere around the time Richard Gere was sticking gerbils up his ass. Sexually frustrated men will do some
craaaaazy things...
Pictures of Cindy strolling Manhattan today with her husband Randy Gerber (funny how much that sound like gerbil) after the jump...
For those of you Sex and the City fans who are rabid with excitement for May 30th to get here, here's a little smashin fashion to tantalize your taste buds...
Here's 26-year old Natalie Portman in an outfit that screams 'hot' and 'single,' as she represents the 2% minority of Hollywood sexicitas who don't have a family, a husband, or at least some bastard children.
What the hell is wrong with her??? Doesn't she know those are the new prerequisites to being a Hollywood lady over 25??
Even ScarJo is selling out - and she's only 23!
Oh the upside, she can be reassured by the unknottable likes of Kirsten Dunst,Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.
And it's not like she's totally single. There's still hope for her and hairy-folksinger-boyfriend Devendra Banhart to beat Jessica Simpson to the punch...
'I think it's probably a healthy thing to keep that level of cynicism about celebrities who get involved with things,' saidBen Affleck, a celebrity who is involved with things, including his recent advocacy to end violence in Sudan.
For even measure, he added: 'It's largely irrelevant what one thinks of me. I could be vain and self-aggrandizing, but it's totally irrelevant to what I've pointed the camera at [in Sudan].'
I'll have to agree with Ben there - the Jude Laws and Paris Hiltons of the world are full of shit.
If only we were all as altruistic and classy as Ben.
It's so easy to get so wrapped up in Jennifer Lopez's booty the democratic party that we forget to keep our gambling dice rolling priorities in order. But Ben wouldn't know about that kind of thing, would he?
Oh by the way, check out one of Ben's past causes, in which he shows real concern for humanity:
Actress Evan Rachel Wood demonstrates her wide array of 'winsome looks' as she films the latest film by director Woody Allen on the steps of the General Grant National Memorial in New York City.
The as-yet-untitled project co-stars 'Curb Your Enthusiasm's' Larry David. I'm assuming Evan has become Woody's latest muse, so I'm sure a make-out scene with Penelope Cruz must be somewhere in her near future.
Need we remind you, Evan showed up on the red carpet last month looking like this. I wonder if Marilyn Manson digs this look?
That is a fantastic wig, though. Britney should consider picking one up.
Here's Dita Von Teese fighting AIDS by doing what she does best ... stripping.
The 'porcelein' burlesque dancer performed alongside special guests Natalie Portman, Milla Jovovich, Rose McGowan, Diddy, Madonna and Sharon Stone at the annual Cinema Against AIDS
Gala in Mougins, France.
The star-studded event raises money the
amfAR, an Aids research foundation by holding an auction and attracting
the super rich.
Hopefully Dita didn't get everyone so freaking randy that they went and had unprotected sex with everything in sight.
Pictures of the charitable celebs after the jump...
