Okay, here comes the punchline...are you ready? Here it is: 'Amy Winehouse is saying "yes, yes, yes" to rehab (again).'
But this time, the Britwreck is going for some more heavy-duty, foreign aid. In Isreal! The heroine/crack/etcetera addict is set up for a 'very short, intensive and effective' detox treatment.
'There is a misunderstanding about drug addiction,' the doctor who will treat her is saying. 'People think it is a social
and psychological problem, but it's a neurological problem.'
'All of my patients are discharged healthy and no longer dependent,' he boasts.
Yeah right! Is this some type of Clockwork Orange shit?
Will Amy come back looking like those docile little mice she's been torturing???
Jennifer 'Don't Call Her You-Know-What' Lopez took some time away from the twins and had a business lunch at LA's Orso restaurant yesterday, prior to visiting a Brentwood medical building (for a post-baby chek-up, perhaps?)
It seems there's no such thing as a 'maternity leave' in Hollywood, as Jen is working on her new reality show for TLC and planning an October charity event, Noche de Ninos for LA's Childrens' Hospital.
The former Fly Girl said that motherhood has inspired her to pay it forward, telling the Associated Press, 'They (twins Max and Emme) inspire me to want to be better...to do something for the world.'
The reality show and the new fragrance, however, are all about her.
After an extended break to care for her infant son Milo, Liv Tyler is back - in a big way. The actress, seen here arriving at her New York abode, is appearing in two big movies this summer, the reboot of 'The Incredible Hulk' and the horror film 'The Strangers.'
Liv, who admittedly had problems dropping the baby weight after giving birth to Milo, has found that acting in horror movies is a great way to lose weight, dropping 10 pounds during the filming of ;'The Strangers.'
She said the secret to her wright loss success was lots of running around the set, in the throes of terror.
In a recent interview, she explained that, 'We had to be in that heightened state all the time and when you get scared or you're shocked you kinda have a hard time breathing and you're like hyperventilating and crying and screaming. I was like, 'Jeez, I need to do this more often.'
I would have thought first-time motherhood would be scary enough and running around after a toddler would be the best exercise of all - but, hey, whatever works for you, Liv.
I know homewreckage is the word of the week, but unfortunately/fortunately (depending on my mood), the only side action Catherine Zeta Jones has been getting outside her marriage to Michael Douglas is on the set of her new movie, The Rebound.
Here she is locking lips (but hopefully sneaking in a little tongue) with 30-year-old hunk Justin Bartha, who plays a hot young thing tempting his older neighbor out of her humdrum mommy existence.
Catherine could turn this fiction into a reality. That'd be cool. Cept then she'd have two jealous lovers on her hands...
Rumor has it Justin's a possessive nutjob in real life...and now he's dating Ashley Olsen, who is probably young and insecure enough to find his jealousy flattering rather than pathetic. Perfect match!
Pictures of the on-set lovebirds groping each other in New York after the jump...
For the first time ever (I think), Sarah Jessica Parker is actually wearing something most women in America could conceivably have in their closet!
The actress donned an all-black ensemble for her interview on The Late Show with David Letterman, which aired last night to promote the release of the Sex and the City movie, which opens May 30th. I'm curious - am I the only woman in the country who has no interest in seeing this flick?
SJP could have gone the conservative route last night to take a break from the outlandish outfits she wore in the movie, designed by Patricia Field. In a recent interview, she admitted that the film's fashions are central to the plot.
Says Sarah, ‘The hits are enormous and
the misses are comical. I’ve never said “no” to Pat. Even if something
looks absurd to me, nothing is funnier than an absurd outfit at three
or four in the morning after a 14-hour day on the set.’
I personally think nothing was funnier than that bizarre acorn hat she wore at the UK premiere. She actually defended the thing on Dave's show last night, telling him, 'It was a very beautiful hat and I was very proud to wear it…and no, I didn’t lose a bet.'
You can bet your Jimmy Choos that you won't see a chapeau like that in Sarah's latest round of fashions for her Bitten line at discount chain Steve and Barry's - which coincidentally hit stores in conjunction with the release of the film.
Naomi Campbell got into big trouble with P. Diddy in Cannes this week.
Homegirl ended up in tears late Wednesday night on her way out of Diddy's yacht party, despite it being her 38th birthday.
I'm gonna guess Naomi's latest pow-wow has something to do with her
idiotic decision to bring a felon and con-artist to parties with the
rich and famous people he used to rob.
That short (well, relatively speaking) little weasel standing next to her is Christopher Rocancourt, a convicted imposter and con artist who can boast the following feats:
- Pretending to be a French member of the oil-money Rockefeller family
- Pretending to buy property, then selling it for millions
- Using over a dozen aliases
- Buying rich people lots of shit so they would think he had deep pockets, then robbing them under their noses
- Living with one Playboy model while married to another Playboy model
- Manipulating Mickey Rourke and Jean-Claude Van Damme to give him stuff
- Defrauding 19 people, including an elderly couple (!!!)
Pretending to be:
- Movie Producer
- Boxing Champion
- Venture Capitalist
- Sophia Loren's son
- Oscar de la Renta's nephew
- Dino De Laurentiis' nephew
Chris was convicted of theft, grand larceny, smuggling, bribery, and perjury. He spent 5 years in prison, paid $1.5 million in fines, and is banned from Switzerland. Finally, the 41-year old wrote a memoir about his life, making fun of all the people he dicked over.
HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Not exactly the most tasteful guest to have at a party full of filthy, rich, stupid people.
Naomi kinda brought the bad energy on herself. But so what, it was her birthday, she can cry if she wants to.
Pictures of Naomi and her soulbrother at the premiere of Che on Wednesday after the jump...
Paris Hilton used Thursday night's In Touch Weekly Summer Stars Party, held at Hollywood's Social Club, as an opportunity to get to know her potential new best friends for her MTV reality series 'Paris Hilton's My New BFF.'
While her beau Benji Madden played DJ, camera crews followed the celebutante around as she chatted with the 15 contestants, 13 girls and 2 boys.
Paris was 'on' for the cameras, using her annoying trademark baby voice, but when the cameras weren't rolling, she spoke like a normal person. She also spent her down time during the shoot touching up her hair and make up.
The 'lucky' contestants will be staying in a Hollywood Hills mansion while the competition rages on. Although Paris is supposed to be staying there as well, sources say that she has yet to spend an evening in the house.
You mean, the show is fake? I'll bet the next thing you'll say it that Tila Tequila isn't really looking for a shot at love....
Turns out Mel Gibson's soft spot for Britney Spears goes deeper than just relating to her stardom, substance abuse and general trainwreckness. And not just because she once tickled his hard spot either...
According to the professed alcoholic, he too is manic depressive, like Brit Brit.
'I had really good highs but some very low lows. I found out recently I'm manic depressive,' he says in a new documentary.
Eh, figures.
Checked out the uber-Catholic actor displaying some of these high/low tendencies when a f*cking annoying fan pisses him off at Madeo's Restaurant yesterday:
Keep taking those meds or going to church or whatever, Mel, because you wouldn't you to go and say something racist this time around...
Melanie Brown brings new meaning to 'Scary' when she glares at the paparazzi and then heaves little 'Angel' over her shoulders like Xena Warrior. The superloaded spicey mama and her one-year-old daughter are spotted outside a recording studio in Hollywood, presumably because Mel is setting out to relaunch her solo career. Yes, the one that never exactly 'took off' even though the Spice Girls officially died in 1998.
This time around is a different story. She's got the talent and passion cash and connections to buy her success, as is the modern popstar way.
Scary's been working with top-hit heavyweights J.R. Rotem and Scott Starch, who are former fuckbuddies producers for Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton.
Those music boys seem a little young and childish for Mel B., but ya never know. Marriage #2 to Stephen Belafonte has lasted a whole year already - which is like 10 in celebrity years. Isn't she bored yet?
