After looking at these pictures of Cameron Diaz on the set of her new movie My Sister's Keeper, I have reached the following conclusions:
1) Being an actress actually does suck sometimes.
2) The paparazzi lie.
Check out the video footage of Cam being told she 'looks nice' and 'a lot better than Britney Spears' bald:
It's pretty obvious that neither Cam nor Britney pull off the bald look as well as Demi Moore, but it's kind of a toss up who is worse (though I'm saying Cam).
Well it only took 2 seasons for 'American Idol' to
make up for offing Chris Daughtry before his time, giving rocker
(well, as rocking as you can get on 'American Idol') the title in its
2-hour finale last night.
Idol David celebrated with fans and former 'AI' contestants at a
post-finale party at the Mondrian Hotel on Sunset Boulevard in LA last
night.
97.5 million votes were cast in the
'Double D' battle between Cook and David Archuleta and Cook won by 12
million votes. Upon herring the news that he won, the 25-year-old
bartender from Blue Springs, MO collapsed into tears.
Once he was able to collect himself, he said, 'I started this season, much to Simon's chagrin, as the word nerd, I am
absolutely at a loss for words right now. Thank you, guys. This is
amazing.'
With
performances by a slightly hoarse George Michael, ZZ Top, Donna Summer
and Bryan Adams, the highlight of the show was Simon Cowell (gasp)
apologizing to Cook for his overly critical assessment of his
performance the night before.
Right before the winner was announced, Simon said 'When I went back home to watch it, it wasn't quite so clear-cut as we
called it,' and added, 'For the first time ever, I don't really
care who wins. I think you've both done terrific.'
An apology from Simon is the best prize of all - congrats to you D-Cook!
Ellen DeGeneres opened a can of worms that John McCain desperately tried to keep the lid on during last night's episode of Ellen.
Gay marriage, of course.
The degenerating Republican senator - who will lose his run for presidency in November - clung to formality and politeness as the newly engaged talk show host raised the tricky topic.
'I just believe in the unique status of marriage between man and woman, Grandpa said before pulling a George-Bush and glossing over his interest in a
'legal contract' to aid in 'insurance and other areas.'
Check out the simmering clash below:
Good thing John squeezed in that 'touche' to make himself sound a bit more 'hip' at the end there. Just when I was expecting him to pull out the Bible for a little Jesus guide!
Rachel Bilson's mom Janice looks every bit the quintessential kooky, crazy-haired pothead you'd imagine a fifty-year-old sex therapist to be.
The woman knew the day Rachel had lost her virginity just by taking one look at her daughter. I guess being a sex therapist is like being a spiritual healer, but instead of illuminating people's demons, you get visuals of them getting porked. Rare and special talent indeed.
Here Janice is shopping with her celebrity daughter in Pasadena yesterday, while Rach is on break from filming her New York, I Love You, which co-stars her deee-licious boyfriend Hayden Christensen.
I can just imagine the conversation these two are having as they try on clothes lingerie at Urban Outfitters...
Janice: 'Oh Rachey, honey, try on this top right here...the one with the tit padding? This is really hot. Hayden will LOOOOVE that.'
Rachel: 'Mommm...Remember what I said about not discussing my sex life? It's awkward - stop!'
Janice: 'I'm sorry, honey, but you have to think about these things if you two want to sustain a long and healthy sex life. Like I said about that Kamasutra your father and I always use...
For the record, it's not nice to joke about people being dead. Which
is why I would never do that. I would only ever state the facts, which
are that Martin Kelly, who is known throughout the UK as the 'King of rhinoplasty,' died yesterday.
The
British plastic surgeon was found collapsed in the doorstep
of his London home, which he shares with Californication actress Natascha McElhone, who was filming the show in L.A. when it happened.
'It's still a mystery about the death,' Martin's stepdad told the press. 'It's so unexpected. Such a fit, handsome, fighting fit young man of 42. So we are in a bit of a terrible state to be honest.'
You can say THAT again. The dead man's age is just the tip of the nose job iceberg when it comes to tragedy talk.
He is also a renowned charity activist, who already has two kids with
Natascha and baby bun #3 in the oven. On top of that, his marriage with 'absolutely devastated' wife Natascha wasn't even dysfunctional (a small miracle in Hollywood).
'They had a fairytale romance - they were starcrossed lovers,' Martin's stepdad mellow dramatically reported. 'I have
never known a marriage as close and warm as theirs. This is just an act
of terrible cruelty.' Seriously, could this story get any more tragic??
After the jump, check out photos of the late Dr. Martin Kelly with Natascha and their sons, Theodore and Otis, at the Studio
City Farmers Market just a couple weeks ago, plus some shots of the couple's London flat...
Christina Aguilera is claiming that her giant melons are E-Cups, and I totally believe her.
She tells Us Magazine, 'It's kind of hilarious! I've never fit into an E-cup before. I look at my husband and go, 'Guess what size this bra is?' And when I
tell him, he's just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look
back for memory's sake!'
Dude, forget about baby pictures and baby clothing memorabilia, it's all about cherishing those first few months of loving, happy memories with your newborn E-cups. Duh!
Pictures of Christina's boobalicious side (oh yeah, and a few of her breast-enhancer newborn baby) after the jump...
After a week of captivity at Mel Gibson's 402-acre, $25.8 million ranch in Costa Rica (I can think of worse ways to be kidnapped), Britney Spears has been set free to bring havoc back to the roads of Los Angeles.
The rehabilitating popwreck hit Il Sole for dinner with some dude in West Hollywood last night and seemed surprisingly well. Her hair extensions looked almost like real hair, her skin glowed with a natural tan, and there were no heinous cowgirl boots in sight.
In other good Brit news, she's not pregnant! With K-Fed's orAdnan's baby, according to her rep.
And homegirl won't be growing a baby bump any time soon, because papa Spears ain't goin' nowhere. Almost four months after becoming 'temporary conservator' of Britney's 'estate,' the concerned daddy has quit his catering job to dedicate all his efforts to the 'rehabilitate Britney' cause.
And of course, he's asked the court for a crapload of money to get him through it. $2,500/week, to be exact - plus $10,000 in 'back pay.'
That's a $130,000 annual salary, before the bonus!
This guy, I tell ya. Freaking Genius. He should team up with Dina Lohan to teach a seminar on how to make your kids rich and famous, mooch of their success, and then get paid to put them back together after they wreck themselves. Or they could just make a reality show together: 'Being a Parental Whore.' I'd watch it!
Hilary Duff and her slightly dented hockey player boyfriend Mike
Comrie headed to LA's Villa Lounge last night for a bit of fun.
The actress' latest project War, Inc. is finally coming out on Friday. It seems we've been talking about it forever. To recap, Hilary plays a naughty Eastern European pop singer, she co-stars with John Cusack, she puts a scorpion down her pants, etc.
When asked if her more adult role is part of an elaborate plan to turn the former 'Lizzie McGurire' into a respected grown-up actress, she said, 'I do have those conversations (about a career plan), but things change everyday I think, 'Hmm, it might be interesting if I did that.' I'm taking a break for
awhile, and reading scripts. But I'd love to do a big movie, an action
movie.'
Just, please, don't include Mike in your action movie plans. Athletes can't act - just ask Shaquille O'Neal.
Wow. Benji Madden is so going to get his 'manly man' card taken away. Not only is he as girlfriend Paris Hilton's beck and call, picking her up after a strenuous day of spa services and shopping in LA, he also makes sure to open the car door for her. What happened to him?
I used to just feel bad to the chihuahuas left in the celebutante's care, but I really feel bad for Benji. I hope she doesn't start dressing him in ridiculous outfits.
If this isn't bad enough, Paris has also made it known that she wants children. She is penciling in some maternity time in 2009 with her rocker beau, because she's just 'too busy' this year looking for a fake best friend on MTV and just being Paris.
I assume this means we can looks forward to 'I'm Paris' Overworked Nanny' next year on MTV.
