Jennifer Aniston Might Smell Really, Really Bad


Either Jennifer Aniston, Rosario Dawson, or some other chick is a complete and utter stinkpot, according to Sex and the City hunk Jason Lewis

When asked whether a woman's physical attributes had ever been a 'deal-breaker' for him, mister hotness admitted a past girlfriend sent him running for fresh air. He says:

'I was with a particularly malodorous girl once—beautiful but really stinky.  She had every body odor. I remember thinking, Your arms stink. Your breath stinks. Oh, God, even your hair stinks. I had no idea what to do. I remember asking a female friend, “What do I do? Slip her acidophilus when I cook for her?" '

Jason claims that 'there were other reasons' for the split, but I have a hunch they're related.  Being afraid to kiss your girlfriend in the morning, provide oral sex, or generally make physical contact are damn good reasons to throw in the towel if you ask me.

Of course Jason stayed mum on which ex-girlfriend smelled like shit and I doubt we'll get the chance to smell any of them anytime soon.  But it's worth a guess...


 





9 Comments

Kel said:

C'mon get your fact straight before posting damaging article! Jasoin said he's never met Jen! Never dated her nor met her face to face, so why include Jennifer in the list of Jason's exs. Brad is the smelly dog.

Jennifer Aniston and Jason never dated, Jason and Jen never met!!

Jennifer Aniston and Jason never dated, Jason and Jen never met!!

Jennifer Aniston and Jason never dated, Jason and Jen never met!!

Jennifer Aniston and Jason never dated, Jason and Jen never met!!

Kel is a fat white housewife with 20 cats said:

Jennifer's p*ssy smells like sh!t, it's why she can't keep a man.

Poor Jen.

mawh said:

if her p*ssy smells like shit that could be a wiping issue - front to back, front to back girls, always

mawh said:

if her p*ssy smells like shit that could be a wiping issue - front to back, front to back girls, always

Kel said:

@ anonymous
I'm still single, quite gorgeous and I hate cats but thanks for your concern! Jen kept brad pittiful for 7yrs and your idol, who is twice divorced only had him for 3yrs, the guy already looks like a walking dead, an old wrinkly man. So, tell, who can't keep a man!

@ Mwah
kindergarten brageloonie, you stinking juvie idiot! It's quiet obvious your pussy smells due to your description above. Honey, learn how to clean properly and to use wet wipes, they sell them in the babies/toiletries section in your nearest grocery store, ask your mum to buy them or save some of the meth/heroin/tattoo money for better use...oh, like keeping your pussy clean. Better still ho, next time trade your pussy for wet wipes instead of your drug of choice.

NunyA said:

You guys are deAd wrong...Smelly or not she is still beautiful..

NunyA said:

You guys are deAd wrong...Smelly or not she is still beautiful..

Anonymous said:

You guys are deAd wrong...Smelly or not she is still beautiful..

Blech said:

Female vagina's pretty much all have a smell, some worse than others. I'm sure all of his girlfriends vagina's have smelled bad at one point or another. They may try hard to look perfect on camera, but down there, it could be stink city.

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