May
21
Not only did Jessica Alba invite nobody to her wedding ceremony, but she didn't even TELL anybody about her nuptials.
'My sister??? I'm going to have to call her!'
That's Jessica Alba's shocked brother responding to reporters yesterday when they told him his sister had gotten married the day before.
Uh huh.
Either Josh Alba is an idiot or Jessica and Cash really suck.
Josh's second comment doesn't help to make this distinction, unfortunately.
When asked if he thinks Cash Warren 'will make a good husband,' this was Josh's response:
'Well, he's my brother in law now!'
Which either means, (a) 'I've got shit for brains,' (b) 'No, but I can't admit that now that he's part of the family,' or (c) 'Hell no, but he will become a good husband if he wants to BE part of this family.'
I'm putting my money on (c), but with any option it's pretty obvious that Cash probably does suck and Josh Alba probably is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Thoughts???
On a side note, if you have any sort of crush or interest in Jessica Alba, you should check out this video of her staring at the computer screen...because it's the closest you'll ever get to 'intimacy' with the now-married fox.
'My sister??? I'm going to have to call her!'
That's Jessica Alba's shocked brother responding to reporters yesterday when they told him his sister had gotten married the day before.
Uh huh.
Either Josh Alba is an idiot or Jessica and Cash really suck.
Josh's second comment doesn't help to make this distinction, unfortunately.
When asked if he thinks Cash Warren 'will make a good husband,' this was Josh's response:
'Well, he's my brother in law now!'
Which either means, (a) 'I've got shit for brains,' (b) 'No, but I can't admit that now that he's part of the family,' or (c) 'Hell no, but he will become a good husband if he wants to BE part of this family.'
I'm putting my money on (c), but with any option it's pretty obvious that Cash probably does suck and Josh Alba probably is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Thoughts???
On a side note, if you have any sort of crush or interest in Jessica Alba, you should check out this video of her staring at the computer screen...because it's the closest you'll ever get to 'intimacy' with the now-married fox.
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