May
21
Normally a wedding is something people do to celebrate. At least as an excuse to eat cake, take pictures, get trashed, make out with strangers, etcetera.
The super pregnant mamacita married her longtime, on-again/off-again, sometimes-non-commital boyfriend Cash Warren Monday morning in a small private ceremony.
A courthouse, to be exact. Wearing normal clothes. With fake flowers everywhere. And no guests. Not even champagne!
Kudos to Jessica for doing something a little 'nonconformist', but given Cash's 'douchebag' reputation, I give the newlyweds 2 years, tops, of mostly unhappy marriage. What do YOU think??Pictures of the married couple looking happy and in love (I had to dig a few years back to find them) after the jump.
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