May
21
Normally a wedding is something people do to celebrate. At least as an excuse to eat cake, take pictures, get trashed, make out with strangers, etcetera.
The super pregnant mamacita married her longtime, on-again/off-again, sometimes-non-commital boyfriend Cash Warren Monday morning in a small private ceremony.
A courthouse, to be exact. Wearing normal clothes. With fake flowers everywhere. And no guests. Not even champagne!
Borrrrrrrrrring.On the other hand...
Maybe Jessica Alba isn't as vapid as I thought?! It's kinda cool to see the good Catholic doing something a little 'nonconformist.'
That or Cash is just as much of a douchebag as people say, and didn't care enough to throw a real wedding.
Who knows. Not to send bad energy their way or anything, but I give them 2 years, tops, of mostly unhappy marriage. What do YOU think??
Pictures of the married couple looking happy and in love (I had to dig a few years back to find them) after the jump.
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