May
06
John Mayer is so fun to dislike. I'll admit I had a soft spot for the sappy hit 'Your Body Is a Wonderland,' but I have a much softer spot for dwelling on what a poser he is.
Trying to be this 'unpretentious' down-to-earth 'tortured artist'... Who takes himself way too seriously, only dates super hot women, and wears spray tan.
Sure - I get the appeal to date hot women...but I even heard a rumor that John once said he would never date a woman whose butt cheek was bigger than his hand (that rules out Kim Kardashian).
The latest annoyance coming from John entails his new girl toy, Jennifer Aniston, who he was spotted cozying up to poolside in Miami last week. Get a load of what he told ET about the photographer who caught the
'Listen, this is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control. This is me living my life and a guy with a really powerful lens and I don't fault him, I don't fault anybody, I don't fault you, I don't fault this or that. There are much worse problems in the world. Everything's cool!'
Putting aside the blatant fact of him being rich and spoiled, I have to admit something very unfortunate. I LIKE what John's been saying lately. At least he's trying to be 'cool.'
This 'we are all the same' take is new for John. Do you think he's been using using Rosie's therapist?
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