John Mayer Is Very Large


As John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston shamelessly continue their sexfest at various swimming pools and beaches, some new, highly pertinent information has surfaced.

John Mayer has a huge penis.

Or so 'sources' are saying.  The NY Daily News reports:  'What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner's ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he's a great guy, but because he's a 'great' guy, if you know what we mean.'

Jen's been around plenty of older penis.  She knows the statistics.  For instance, I'm willing to bet that Vince Vaughn has more than enlightened her to the realities of erectile dysfunction...

Did you know that one in 10 men and 39% of middle-aged dudes can't get it up??!! 

Get it while it's still hard, Jen. 

Photos of John Mayer (I tried to include his feet in all shots) after the jump...


 





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