May
06
Lindsay Lohan can now add kleptomaniac to her list of shining
attributes, which already include delights such as alcoholic, cokehead,
smoker, caffeine addict, shopaholic, sexually dependent and on-screen joke.
The rehabbedactress celebutant appropriated an $11,000 mink coat from some chick at a so-called high-class New York party last year.
The owner of the coat, 22-year old Colombian immigrant Mash Markova, said her mink disappeared an hour into the party, after she placed it in a bin near where she and Lindsay Lohan briefly sat together.
'I don't see how it could have been an accident,' said the fur-lover, who saw her beloved animal piece adorning Lushy Lohan three weeks later in an OK! Magazine issue that had photos from the night of the party.
After threatening to sue Lindsay if she didn't give the coat back, the mink was returned to Markova in one piece, though tainted with the stench of 'cigarettes, booze, and a small tear in the coat lining.'
Which is enough reason for the pissed-off owner to sue, seeking $10,000 in damages for Lindsay's three-week 'rental.'
Obviously this Markova chick doesn't have sisters.
Even if she doesn't get paid, she should take peace in knowing that Lindsay will suffer for her sins. PETA will be delivering a little Olsen-esque Lohan bashing any day now.
Pictures of Lindsay in her replacement mink a month after the Markova incident after the jump...
The rehabbed
The owner of the coat, 22-year old Colombian immigrant Mash Markova, said her mink disappeared an hour into the party, after she placed it in a bin near where she and Lindsay Lohan briefly sat together.
'I don't see how it could have been an accident,' said the fur-lover, who saw her beloved animal piece adorning Lushy Lohan three weeks later in an OK! Magazine issue that had photos from the night of the party.
After threatening to sue Lindsay if she didn't give the coat back, the mink was returned to Markova in one piece, though tainted with the stench of 'cigarettes, booze, and a small tear in the coat lining.'
Which is enough reason for the pissed-off owner to sue, seeking $10,000 in damages for Lindsay's three-week 'rental.'
Obviously this Markova chick doesn't have sisters.
Even if she doesn't get paid, she should take peace in knowing that Lindsay will suffer for her sins. PETA will be delivering a little Olsen-esque Lohan bashing any day now.
Pictures of Lindsay in her replacement mink a month after the Markova incident after the jump...
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