Mariah's Husband, Bitch, Whatever

Ever since Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey announced their weird-ass engagement followed by a quickie wedding, 'Mr. Carey' has been reborn into a life of A-list fame, paparazzi stalkership, and - most notably - errand running.

Here he is at Rite Aid in Beverly Hills, trying his hardest (notice the look of concentration on his face) to understand the difference between 'Maximum Strength' and 'Extra Strength' laxatives while his bulimic constipated wife tries to break it down for him over the phone.

Luckily, there are perks to the job of being Mariah Carey's sperm donor.  Mariah told Nick that if he did a good job at Rite Aid, she would let him go to the Ferrari dealership afterwards where he could pick out a brand new toy!

And last night the 22% 12% 2% input that Nick has in the relationship was totally evident. He rented out the entire Six Flags theme park to throw a superbly cheesy fun party for all their friends who were too busy/unwealthy/second-rate to attend their Bahamas wedding last week.

But of course the park was decorated in Mariah's favorite colors - pink and purple balloons everywhere.  She couldn't let him go THAT crazy with his ideas...

More pictures of Mariah's new personal assistant being a good boy for mommy after the jump.