My Boyfriend, David, Is 33 Today

It's a happy occasion, but unfortunately my joy is slightly tainted by the fact that David Beckham is still married to that plastic doll - who also recently celebrated her stupid birthday. 

Last night David and the aforementioned plastic thing had a 'romantic' dinner in L.A., sans the TomKat clan for once.  Do you suppose the din din conversation centered around Chanel...or Dior? 

No word yet on what the happy totally miserable couple have planned for tonight, but knowing Victoria's tight leash, don't expect any strip clubs to be in order.

More drool-worthy pictures of my boyfriend after the jump...