Naomi Campbell: Like Attracts Like

Naomi Campbell got into big trouble with P. Diddy in Cannes this week.

Homegirl ended up in tears late Wednesday night on her way out of Diddy's yacht party, despite it being her 38th birthday. 

I'm gonna guess Naomi's latest pow-wow has something to do with her idiotic decision to bring a felon and con-artist to parties with the rich and famous people he used to rob.

That short (well, relatively speaking) little weasel standing next to her is Christopher Rocancourt, a convicted imposter and con artist who can boast the following feats:

• - Pretending to be a French member of the oil-money Rockefeller family
• - Pretending to buy property, then selling it for millions
• - Using over a dozen aliases
  
• - Buying rich people lots of shit so they would think he had deep pockets, then robbing them under their noses
• - Living with one Playboy model while married to another Playboy model
  
• - Manipulating Mickey Rourke and Jean-Claude Van Damme to give him stuff
  
• - Defrauding 19 people, including an elderly couple (!!!)

Pretending to be:

• - Movie Producer
• - Boxing Champion
• - Venture Capitalist
• - Sophia Loren's son
• - Oscar de la Renta's nephew
• - Dino De Laurentiis' nephew

Chris was convicted of theft, grand larceny, smuggling, bribery, and perjury.  He spent 5 years in prison, paid $1.5 million in fines, and is banned from Switzerland.  Finally, the 41-year old wrote a memoir about his life, making fun of all the people he dicked over.

HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! 

Not exactly the most tasteful guest to have at a party full of filthy, rich, stupid people. 

Naomi kinda brought the bad energy on herself.  But so what, it was her birthday, she can cry if she wants to.

Pictures of Naomi and her soulbrother at the premiere of Che on Wednesday after the jump...