May
28
George Clooney was totally impressing and surprising people with his longterm commitment to cocktail waitress Sarah Larson.
The two have been dating for almost a year, which is like marriage in George Clooney time.
But today sanity was restored to the universe. Just when I was getting fed up trying to figure out what was so special about her, Sarah gets the boot. And like a captive dolphin returning to the ocean, George is back on the single market where he belongs.
The couple's 'different backgrounds' were part of what drew George to her. But apparently all novelties do wear off. An insider tells In Touch:
'George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down.'
Sarah has already moved out and everything. Poor girl's gonna have to go back to working tables for a living.
We all knew it wouldn't last. GC is the ultimate bachelor. It's gonna take another Angelina Jolie to tie him down!
The two have been dating for almost a year, which is like marriage in George Clooney time.
But today sanity was restored to the universe. Just when I was getting fed up trying to figure out what was so special about her, Sarah gets the boot. And like a captive dolphin returning to the ocean, George is back on the single market where he belongs.
The couple's 'different backgrounds' were part of what drew George to her. But apparently all novelties do wear off. An insider tells In Touch:
'George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down.'
Sarah has already moved out and everything. Poor girl's gonna have to go back to working tables for a living.
We all knew it wouldn't last. GC is the ultimate bachelor. It's gonna take another Angelina Jolie to tie him down!
HMMM George Clooney and Angelina Jolie? Now THAT would be hot!