May
08
This assessment of Simon's chest ornamentation came from Paula Abdul, according to a very opinionated
paparazzo who caught the Idol lush as she was heading home from the L.A.
restaurant Koi last night, looking as intoxicated from a combination of substances high on life as ever.
Strangely, I've actually seen Simon Cowell's chest, and it didn't look that hairy to me. Do you spose he gets it waxed? Regardless, Paula thought it was pretty fucking hilarious, as she can be seen laughing her ass off in the video below...
Of course it's also possible that Paula was laughing at something one of the voices in her head told her, but that's neither here nor there.
Glimpses of Simon's waxed chest (including a special selection of him touching his own erect nipples) after the jump...
Strangely, I've actually seen Simon Cowell's chest, and it didn't look that hairy to me. Do you spose he gets it waxed? Regardless, Paula thought it was pretty fucking hilarious, as she can be seen laughing her ass off in the video below...
Of course it's also possible that Paula was laughing at something one of the voices in her head told her, but that's neither here nor there.
Glimpses of Simon's waxed chest (including a special selection of him touching his own erect nipples) after the jump...
paula loves simon jokes. anyway, she seems a little tired here but can you blame her after all the, for her unwanted, media attention last week?? i bet you would look tired too! and she did gr8 on idol this week.
I love Paula. She is such a star and I am very impressed how she always overcomes controversy, again and again. (even though most of the controversy surrounding her is very unfair, just the media making stuff up about her).
She's adorable and whoever thinks she looks intoxicated there should stop smoking whatever they're smoking