May
27
Wacky Pete Wentz dons a paper plate over his face as he and new wife
Ashlee Simpson exit a Memorial Day party in LA yesterday. The plate
says that 'Your Ad Could Be Here' - if they're strapped for cash, they
should sell ad space on Ashlee's tummy - if you know what I mean.
I'm sure Pete's little 'disguise' was a wink to the fact that they are far from strapped for cash after selling the photos of their May 18th nuptials to People magazine for a reported $1.4 million.
But hey, Papa Joe could be running with this new way to extract as much money from his li'l girls as possible. I just can't imagine what product would benefit from ad space on Pete Wentz. Eye makeup remover perhaps? Divorce attorneys? (Too soon, I know....)
I also wonder if the plate was a compromise from the party's host to get his/her lampshade back. You know that this crazy guy was running around with one on his head. Wakka wakka indeed.
I'm sure Pete's little 'disguise' was a wink to the fact that they are far from strapped for cash after selling the photos of their May 18th nuptials to People magazine for a reported $1.4 million.
But hey, Papa Joe could be running with this new way to extract as much money from his li'l girls as possible. I just can't imagine what product would benefit from ad space on Pete Wentz. Eye makeup remover perhaps? Divorce attorneys? (Too soon, I know....)
I also wonder if the plate was a compromise from the party's host to get his/her lampshade back. You know that this crazy guy was running around with one on his head. Wakka wakka indeed.
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