Hey, Strippers Are Better Than Suicide

Since being dumped by Kate Hudson for a second time, Owen Wilson is doing great.

Rather than dwelling on the outcome of his failed relationship, the loony actor has been simply replacing her with 75 blonde-look-a-likes.  The New York Post reports on his Thursday night escapades:

' "He spent 4½ hours at Rick's Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood," one spy said.  "He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill."

'Later, a luscious blonde who resembled Hudson spent some private time with Wilson in a VIP suite. "If he had any problems, you'd never know it. He didn't seem upset in the least," the buxom look-alike told us. "People tell me I look like Kate, and it didn't bother him at all.  Another stacked dancer had a slightly different take. "He seemed to have other things on his mind. Usually, my 36D boobs can hypnotize anyone - but his mind was elsewhere," she said.'

That last bit can be easily explained.  Kate Hudson is only a 32A!

Speaking of the wanted woman, she is also doing well. 

Probably a bit better than Owen.

The same night that he was off drowning his sorrows in 'blondes, boobs and beer,' Kate was gazing into the eyes of Owen's loyal backstabbing buddy Lance Armstrong 

Tssk tssk, Lance!

Gallery of Owen's past barfly action and womanizing ways after the jump.