36 is Ashley Olsen's Ticket to Hit It

No, Ashley Olson isn't going to pose for Playboy with her animal fur twin (sorry middle-aged pervs), but she is getting hot with one of Hollywood's ripest hinnies.

Keeping with her preference for surrogate daddies, the 21-year-old actress was fling-ing with Sex and the City hottie Jason Lewis at the film's Manhattan premiere Tuesday night, where the 'very touchy' pair groped enough to draw stares from an entire after-party.

I know, I know...Jason doesn't seem old or bald enough to be Ashley's type... like a certain one-testicled predecessor.  But homeboy's got the golden ticket...his age!

'Smith Jerrod' is the THIRD 36-year-old Ashley's scored since October.  The probable strike-three follows (aforementioned) Lance Armstrong as well as Josh Lucas, an up-and-coming actor not to be confused with 29-year-old Justin Bartha, who Ashley was 'dating' last month.

What is it about this emaciated little girl (who looks like she's always dressed in pajamas) that attracts real men??? 

Pictures of Ashley at a Beverly Hills salon Friday, wearing fat person garb and 5-inch heels, after the jump...