Audrina Auditions for 'A Shopaholic's Life'

Audrina Patridge stocked up on some much-needed groping items at a trendy Melrose boutique this week.  Accompanied by her publicist and another entirely overpaid and unnecessary assistant, the Hills star enjoyed every minute of her giddy retail mission. 

She took clothes off, she put clothes on.  She laughed, she tried to be witty, she blew kisses.  Then she gave all the male paparazzi hard-ons by talking about her newly purchased bikinis.  Check it out:



Audrina, don't listen to those paparazzi for a second. No way they like you better than Speidi.