Audrina Patridge is Shy, Possibly Homeless

Audrina Patridge was spotted at Madeos this week looking especially anti-social and a little sad.  Probably because she has no personality, no friends, and everyone knows her boobs are fake. 



The latest on the 'no friends' front is Aud gettin' kicked out of the house she shares with Lauren Conrad and her replacement BFF, Lo Bosworth.  In the last episodes of The Hills, Audrina was getting squeezed out of the picture by her smarter adversary.  Since then, Aud has NOT been spotted clubbing, shopping, or eating out with Lauren even one of the many times we've seen the Laurens out together.

Last week, Audrina was overheard telling her Lauren replacement, lil sis Casey (yup, she had to resort to family) that she might move in with loser, on-again boyfriend Justin Bobby after getting the boot from her roomies. 

• 'They left a note on her door telling her she had to move out,' an insider tole E!Online.

Haha, ouch. But wait, according to TMZ, the final blow may have been Audrina stealing Lauren's glory.

• The fake drama has finally turned real! After LC came home last week to find a weekly mag doing a photo shoot with Audrina in the house they share, the claws were out!'
• 'Our spies say Lauren threw the hissy (stomping, the works) because she'd already promised exclusive pics of the backyard to another mag.'
• 'A spy on the set called it "uncomfortable" -- ya think? -- and Audrina hurried through the shoot to get the heck out of Dodge.'

Wow Audrina, how could you?  Don't you know that beating your friend to the publicity punchline is like stealing her boyfriend when she's not looking (in real people terms)??

Moreover - Wow, did I really just put together six paragraphs analyzing The Hills' puppets as if they were real people with real problems??? 

My sincere apologies...