Bald Benji Proof of Paris Hilton's Love


I'm starting to believe all the crap Paris Hilton keeps upchucking about her deep love for Benji Madden

Because when a girl has tasted the flesh of men like Alex Vaggo, Josh Henderson, and Stavros Niarchos, how else can you explain her attraction to a short, tubby, bald guy????

Yesterday Benji shaved his head, took off his hat, and dressed himself (and his girlfriend) in gothic black in order to attend Crown Nightclub for a night of partying. 

Getting stocked up on debauchery before they become boring parents like Nicole and Joel, no doubt.

Actually, these two are already boring.  Even childless. 

I miss partygirl Paris. 

Death to Panji!  Death!

 




2 Comments

Anonymous said:

Dont like paris~~I dont know why she is so hot at richromances.com. Just cuz she is beautiful and rich?

Anonymous said:

What the fuck is Paris doing, he looks like Uncle Fester. This aint going to last!

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