Britney Spears is an Aunt


Jamie Lynn Spears popped out a baby girl today in Mississippi, because, surprise, there ain't no good doctors in butt-fucking-nowhere, Louisiana, where the 17-year-old is from.

Britney and her eternal babysitter, Papa Spears, flew out from L.A. on Wednesday so that Britney could give Jamie Lynn some top-shelf parenting advice on what to do after you drop your baby on it's head and gain 30 pounds of pregnancy weight.

No word on what role baby daddy Casey Aldridge has had in this birth biznass, but I assume he was there to welcome his daughter into white trash America.  Casey and Jamie Lynn are set to be married later this year, so he should be cashing out and signing divorce papers by next Christmas. 

Welcome to the Circus, Maddie Aldridge!!!


 




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Really good that Lindsay Lohan is getting sincere about herself, she calls for rehabilitation like Mel Gibson needs to have a shrink, hopefully this girl may not get released from rehab very early this time as being released early from UCLA was almost certainly the main reason why this girl relapsed so soon in the very first place, i am only praying for you personally entirely Lindsay, seriously you are able to cure your addictions.

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