Jun
19
Jamie Lynn Spears popped out a baby girl today in Mississippi, because, surprise, there ain't no good doctors in butt-fucking-nowhere, Louisiana, where the 17-year-old is from.
Britney and her eternal babysitter, Papa Spears, flew out from L.A. on Wednesday so that Britney could give Jamie Lynn some top-shelf parenting advice on what to do after you drop your baby on it's head and gain 30 pounds of pregnancy weight.
No word on what role baby daddy Casey Aldridge has had in this birth biznass, but I assume he was there to welcome his daughter into white trash America. Casey and Jamie Lynn are set to be married later this year, so he should be cashing out and signing divorce papers by next Christmas.
Welcome to the Circus, Maddie Aldridge!!!
Britney and her eternal babysitter, Papa Spears, flew out from L.A. on Wednesday so that Britney could give Jamie Lynn some top-shelf parenting advice on what to do after you drop your baby on it's head and gain 30 pounds of pregnancy weight.
No word on what role baby daddy Casey Aldridge has had in this birth biznass, but I assume he was there to welcome his daughter into white trash America. Casey and Jamie Lynn are set to be married later this year, so he should be cashing out and signing divorce papers by next Christmas.
Welcome to the Circus, Maddie Aldridge!!!
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