Brooke Hogan is Like An Old Car


A couple months ago Brooke and Hulk Hogan traumatized men and women alike when some icky poo poo photos of daddy Hogan caressing rubbing suntan lotion on Brooke's ass hit the web. 

Now, Brooke is speaking out to set the record straight.  Or just to label herself a whore.  Not sure which.  Here's what she told Us Magazine about why we shouldn't be worried:

  • 'I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car.'

Now, I never really thought about father daughter relationships this way, but Brooke is totally right.  Putting aside the incest factor, why would the Hulk settle for a shabby 20-year-old station wagon when he could use his fame charm and deep pockets good looks to pull an 18-year-old mustang? 

Besides, he's gotta beat out ex-wife Linda Bollea, who's already dating a 19-year-old who may or may not be Brooke's ex-boyfriend.  Those Hogans, they sure like to keep it interesting.  

 




2 Comments

Anonymous said:

I love Brooke Hogan~~~She is very popular with beautiful people and wealthy singles at Richromances.com. I guess she gets many winks per day... Good luck! My queen!

dave said:

what's wrong? Haven't seen that crazy woman for some days. Her actions are really crazy and hard to understand. I don't know what she's doing. Just a couple of days ago, I saw her on the celeb singles club (MillMatch.com) looking for nice guys. She posted a nice ablum there saying she need a new father for her son.

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