David Beckham Is Mildly Attractive


My boyfriend David just launched a new ad campaign that has me very pleased, because it features him (and only him this time) posing in his undies, in about five different positions, all of which putt his ass assets on full, delicious display. 

The British baller is racking in a modest $20 million from Emporio Armani to strip down and be plastered on billboards spanning New York, L.A., London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo next fall.  His bare essentials will also appear in the February '09 edition of Vanity Fair, which I will pre-order. 

But despite how good he looks' Davie recently told Jay Leno that he had some doubts about the photos. 

  • 'I’ve never done photo shoots in my underwear.  I was quite nervous because obviously I knew my wife and friends were going to see it. And my mom was going to see it.'

  • 'My mother was the first one to call me and say, "What are you doing?"  I tried explaining it to her, but she didn’t really get it.'

What's nanny Beckham's beef?  Who cares if it's mildly upsetting to see your son whoring himself out in underwear ads?  Doesn't she realize David's just being patriotic, now that he lives in America?  This country is in a recession, damnit.  Women and gay men across America need some eye candy.  To preserve our mental health!

Which reminds me, why isn't there a male version of 'T&A'????

 




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