Ethan Hawke With His Pregnant Homewrecker Girlfriend

Here's scruffy-ass Ethan Hawke with Ryan Shawhuges, former nanny to the kids Ethan had with Uma Thurman back when they were married. Before 'play time with nanny' took on new meaning in the Thurman-Hawke home... 

By now Ryan has elevated herself to 'girlfriend,' rather than 'mistress' status - she's even pregnant with Ethan's third baby!

So far, the commitment-phobic actor is noticeably avoiding any knot-tying this time around, which is not surprising given the infidelity-tainted way things ended with his ex-wife.

I bet this couple's biggest problem is never spending any time alone.  I mean, shit, Ryan will be damned if she starts bringing around any pretty young babysitters.