I'm not really a fan of his music, but I'm totally a fan of Tim McGraw after seeing him regulate on a crazy fan at last night's concert in Podunk, Washington.
Timmy spotted a girl in the audience getting tossed around by some fat
cowboy, so he decided to step up is stage duties a notch or ten.
'Get rid of this guy, he's scaring me,' Tim said, before pulling cowboy on stage and passing him off to security.
Cowboy's idolatry seemed to fade pretty quickly, as he was ready to
throw punches within seconds. But dude's got it all backwards. He's
lucky! Nobody else in that audience got personally muscled by Tim
McGraw.
Though I'm pretty sure that any fan worship Tim loses in fat cowboy, he more than gains from saving the damsel in distress...
Will Smith traded throaty laughs, 'manly' compliments, Bush jokes, and even a little saliva with Dave Letterman on the Late Show last night. Check out the hilarity below (most notably 01:30 mark)...
A couple months ago Brooke and Hulk Hogan traumatized men and women alike when some icky poo poo photos of daddy Hogan caressing rubbing suntan lotion on Brooke's ass hit the web.
Now, Brooke is speaking out to set the record straight. Or just to label herself a whore. Not sure which. Here's what she told Us Magazineabout why we shouldn't be worried:
'I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car.'
Now, I never really thought about father daughter relationships this way, but Brooke is totally right. Putting aside the incest factor, why would the Hulk settle for a
shabby 20-year-old station wagon when he could use his fame charm and deep pockets good looks to pull an 18-year-old mustang?
Besides, he's gotta beat out ex-wife Linda Bollea, who's already dating a 19-year-old who may or may not be Brooke's ex-boyfriend. Those Hogans, they sure like to keep it interesting.
Jessica Simpson was singin' like a country gal on The View today when she performed 'Come On Over.' Well, sorta like a country gal. It's not that she doesn't have talent - the girl can belt it out - it's just that her voice makes my ears hurt.
And god help Tony Romo, because I can only imagine how many times he'll have to hear this song before Jessica gives up her music career altogether.
The football star and his Texas gal are still together, according to Jessica, who was gushing about Tony this morning when she wasn't breaking glass with her vocal chords.
'We're still together ... we've been together for about seven months
— almost eight. I don't
know about wedding bells ... but I'm still with him, so that's a good
sign.'
I wouldn't read into it too much, Jess. Papa Joe can only be tamed for so long before he scares Tony off for good!
Continue reading Jessica Simpson is The New Sheriff In Town...
So I was only 80% serious when I accused Gavin Rossdale of being a yuppie a few weeks ago, but apparently the pseudo rocker is trying to convince me otherwise.
Here he is in London yesterday, toting around his tennis racket after a rugged match of the world's only sport that actually incorporates the word 'Love' into the game.
He's even wearing navy blue. And his hair is, like, fluffed.
To think people once compared Gavin to Kurt Kobain...tssk, tssk.
Lindsay Lohan has been really into the Christian thing ever since getting out of rehab. For instance, according to her dad, she was even praying for Britney Spears last year.
So, there's a good chance she was praying for the paparazzi when she was sticking out her arm in a very priest-like manner on the set of Labor Pains (still) yesterday. Something along the lines of 'Paparazzi. I wish you love, comfort and prosperity. Go in peace with the Lord.'
The only part that's throwing me off is that enormous scowl stretching from her chin to her forehead. And something about the way her knuckles are locked while her hand looks like a weapon ready to slice out somebody's heart. Kinda makes me wonder if she's thinking something more along the lines of 'If you don't get the f%$k away from me, I'm goint to cut off your d*$k and feed it to the pigeons.'
But that's also just a guess. I tell ya, that Linds...she's a wild card...
David Beckham never lets his sons - or that woman he's still
married to - travel anywhere without bodyguards. His kids are even
followed around when they go to school, though he insists that 'the boys never see them' because the bodyguards keep their presence 'very low-key.'
Nonetheless, you can imagine what kind of a boring and redundant
existence these bodyguards face when they're doing pretty much anything other than escorting David's sons to a soccer game or David's wife lingerie shopping.
As a result, something like this happens: Bodyguard takes Victoria Beckham into the swanky Madeo Restaurant. Bodyguard paces around outside like a dog waiting for it's owner. Bodyguard gets bored. Bodyguard feels sad. Bodyguard reminds himself his boredom is worth every million dollar bill inside his paycheck. Bodyguard remembers that in the meantime, he can always dance. Bodyguard practices his Lambada moves. Bodyguard cheers up immensely.
Bodyguard waits for David's wife to finish puking up her dinner in the
bathroom. Bodyguard escorts Victoria to her brand new
Porsche. Bodyguard drives Victoria to another party. Bodyguard refuses
to let the valets park Porsche. Bodyguard insists on parking Porsche
himself. Valets silently curse Bodyguard. Valets allow Bodyguard to
park Porsche. Bodyguard crashes Prosche while trying to park. (Yes,
this really happened Sunday night). Bodyguard hangs head in
shame.
Continue reading The Beckham's Bodyguard is A Real Gem...
The latest Bachelorette, DeAnna Pappas, showed off her
southern charm (namely, her curves) by hitting the beach looking
bikini-hot and abnormally boyless today. Check out her jogging,
surfing, bathing action below.
I would like to personally thank DeAnna for being the chick that got 20 heartsick jocks to sit around the house discussing their feelings and trading girl-like scrutiny on how they compare to their dating competition.
And homegirl certainly deserved it, after being ditched in the final episode of Bachelor Season 11, when shady-ass Brad Womack decided he was happy to make out with every girl, but not interested in actually marrying any of them.
It's also worth eye-candy applause that DeAnna had slimmed the pickings down to
three out of the four hottest dudes until last night, when she sent cocky hottie Graham packing. I understand, girlfriend. That boy's arrogance was about to set the whole show on fire.
