Lindsay Lohan may be trying to re-make her image as some sort of Hollywood good girl, but that doesn't stop her from being tobacco's best advertisement.
It's probably not just the cancer sticks that are keeping Lindsay looking like a skinny bitch these days, but as long as she keeps herself puffing away, she can avoid munching away!
Personally, the whole weight loss aspect of cigarette smoking has never really factored in for me. Sure, you feel a little less hungry for like two seconds, but then you have nasty breath and a headache. Ugh. What do you think?
Steven Tyler was looking even more effeminate than usual while shopping at Barney's New York with his twin girlfriend Erin Brady yesterday.
The post-rehabbed rocker is back from his fourth rehab visit, and he has a very interesting explanation for why he sought help.
A foot injury!
According to Miss Tyler, he simply needed to recover from foot surgeries which were done
'to correct long-time foot injuries resulting from his trademark
athletic performance onstage.' The rocker tells People Magazine:
'The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would
require a few surgeries over time. The "foot repair" pain was intense, greater than I'd
anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain
of physical therapy were traumatic.
'I really needed a safe environment
to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet.
Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop rocking. There's a new
album to record, then another tour."
Um, if Miss Tyler thinks we believe that, then he's shooting more heroin than I realized.
But at least his Aerosmith tour means my comeback plan for him and Liv Tyler is totally possible!
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are back in court to discuss whether or not the 'unfit mother' has become 'fit' enough to regain some custody of the kiddies.
And because we live in a world where every single thing Britney Spears does is observed, reported, and gossiped about, here's a recap of her visit to court this morning:
- Britney wore tan capri pants, a white t-shirt, and dirty-looking hair. - Kevin wore a tan suit, his mohawk, and lots of chunky diamonds.
- Britney and Kevin did not make eye contact at all (!) - When Britney got sworn in, she just said 'Britney,' and then was asked to say her full name by the commissioner. - Both Britney and Kevin left the courtroom looking happy as clams
Turns
out the Britster was smiling big after being granted extended
visitation with the tots. And if Laura Wasser - the lawyer who quit
when Brit went off the deep end was recently re-hired - has her
way, Brit Brit will have full custody of the kids by September.
Until then, she gets to practice being a fully fit mommy with lots of bedtime stories.
Demi Moore left Ashton Kutcher at home with the rest of her kids last night while she joined stars, socialites, and other rich adults to celebrate the maniacal enterprises that are Donald Trump.
Because when he's not building $2 billion golf courses, Donny is very busy creating as many buildings with his name on them as geographically possible.
Last night's party was to kick off the opening of the 11th 'Trump International Hotel and Tower,' a $600 million, 50-story five star hotel located in Dubai, smack dab in the middle of United Emirates.
Demi was flanked by fellow star-studders Heidi Klum, Naomi Watts, daughter Ivanka and wife Melania Trump.
As a party favor, will all these people get to stay at Donald's hotels for free???
You don't normally associate southern folk, rodeos, or Thousand Oaks with America's gay community, but now you might have to.
A truckload of L.A.'s most enthusiastic gays showed up at L.A.'s 23rd
annual rodeo on Saturday to 'pants some goats' and bathe themselves in
horse manure.
The event, which was hosted by the Greater Los Angeles chapter of The
Golden State Gay Rodeo Association, attracted 800 to 900 spectators. Including Sordid Lives co-stars Jason Dottley and Ann Walker, who were participating in the highly competitive sport.
Enjoy the rodeo footage above, packed with horse shit, about a hundred sex puns, and some hilarious goat-related antics.
Continue reading Gays and Goats Do the Rodeo...
Jennifer Love Hewitt (and her fabulous hair) stepped out in L.A. yesterday to brave the 100 degree heat and run a few errands.
Since hitting Hollywood as a young, impressionable Party of Five hottie,
Miss Love has started sticking it to the media for dwelling on that
cellulite women get until they have it lipo suctioned off. She wrote
in her blog last fall:
'I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s
bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not
upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling
with their body image.'
'What I should be doing is
celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the
man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking
invasive pictures from bad angles.
'Like all women out there should, I love my
body. To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.'
I totally agree with Jennifer. And in a sincere effort to make things
equal, I have taken on the responsibility of ragging on as many fat,
balding (my favorite), ugly, hairy men as I can find the sinister patience to criticize.
An ambitious feat to accomplish- but hey, Rome wasn't built in a day. Already, there are handfuls of image-obsessed metrosexuals running around by hood (and not just because it's L.A.). Ten years from now, who knows, maybe all the dudes will be toting pocket mirrors, reading 'nutririon facts,' and dropping $600 a year on back waxing!
Heidi Montag's new single, 'Fashion,' hit the web today. Check out her pop beats, which Spencer calls 'the greatest song of his life'...
Hmmm...do you think Heidi might be a little into fashion??
In other Speidi news, the happy couple may be convincing infamous celebrity hater blogger, Perez Hilton, to turn over a 'kinder' leaf. The group of three were spotted leaving an uber-Christian church in L.A. yesterday, complete with Bible-toting and all.
James McAvoy took all the sexiness out of on-screen romance today when he told Ann Curry that he couldn't enjoy making out with Angelina Jolie because he was too worried about having bad breath (or molesting her). He said:
'It was her first day, it was her
first scene. I had been on the set for two weeks —
it was like, "Hey, how you doing, nice to meet you, I’m James, oh,
we’re going to do a kissing scene now. You’re meant to do the kissing last thing, but you
end up doing it first thing, just after you’ve had your breakfast and
you’re all funky in the mouth.
'I rarely manage to be fully in the moment
ever when I do a kissing scene or the sex scene. If I
were truly in the moment, then I would worry that I was molesting
someone.'
James then proceeded to joke about 'professionally' kissing Ann Curry, thereby awakening her inner cougar.
'I would totally throw you to the ground' Ann sort-of-joked.
Uh..yeah. That makes two of us.
Such a hot little Irish flirt! Too bad he's totally taken. Pictures of James and wife Anne-Marie Duff in NYC yesterday after the jump...
