Marla Maples put Madonna and Fergie to shame
yesterday when she went on an energetic beach run that included
leaping, cartwheeling, and channeling Pamela Anderson circa 1992.
Speaking of 1992. True story about Donald Trump's former
wife. During that year, while Marla was living in Donny's New York mansion, she
noticed that 40 pairs of her high-heeled shoes had disappeared.
Now,
losing 40 pairs of shoes is devastating for any shoe lover. So,
naturally, Marla installed a video camera in her bedroom closet poised
on her shoes.
A few days later, her publicist, Chuck Jones,
was filmed slipping a pair into his bag. When Marla had the po pos raid
Chuck's office, guess what they found? 41 pairs of shoes! And
a copy of Spike - the porno magazine for shoe fetishists. Sexy, huh?
So apparently you just never know when you're gonna run into this guy:
Hey, there's worse kinds of perverts. At least it's all below the ankle!
In The Edge of Love, Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller play two 'fesity, free-spirited' best friends who fight over the same lucky guy (Matthew Rhys).
The two real-life best friends are some of England's most beautiful and sought after actresses, which also makes them competitors (although Keira obviously has a big head start).
Here's Lindsay Lohan baring her belly (again) on the set of Labor Pains
today. Because it's hot out and her torso can't take the heat. Plus,
she didn't skip dinner last night for nothing, man. Those baseball
outfits cover way too much skin.
In the movie, Lindsay's character pretends to be pregnant so as to avoid being fired from her job.
As
part of her 'method acting' approach to the character, Lindsay related
her experience as a celebrity who pretends to be a lesbian so that
Hollywood
won't forget about her.
Lindsay's impersonation of a pregnant chick is so convincing that she starts getting special treatment from everyone and being told how amazing she is.
Which
is a little something like Lindsay Lohan getting offered gigs, ad
campaigns, and free designer clothes for being a celebretard.
I think one of the best ways you can tell if a celebrity has real talent is if they aren't ridiculously good-looking but are still totally famous (and not just for being one of the rare not-good-looking people on t.v.).
Take Lily Allen, for instance. A cute girl - pulls off the pink hair better than most - but obviously not supermodel material. Yet she's famous. And she sings. So she must be super talented, right?
Either that...or people just can't get enough of the crazy little Brit who's always running her mouth, flicking people off, blogging about PerezHilton, throwing cakes, and getting too trashed to remember where she lives. Not to mention going topless in France.
Okay, that stuff probably helps. But her music doesn't suck either!
Pictures of Lily lunching on Melrose Avenue in L.A. today before hitting up a recording studio below...
Ed Westwick is dressed like a 56-year-old retired grandpa still stuck in the 70s while taking a break from Gossip Girl filming in the Hamptons today.
Presumably, because he plays a 16-year-old yuppy in the show. You didn't know yuppies that young existed? Me neither. But according to the CW, they do.
The rest of the young hot cast are nearby (looking like normal teenagers). Leighton Meester plays with her hair, Penn Badgley shows off his six pack, Blake Lively talks on her Blackberry, Chace Crawford looks mildly dorky. All very exciting stuff, leading me to conclude that these people are much cooler on television.
My boyfriend David just launched a new ad campaign that has me very pleased, because it features him (and only him this time) posing in his undies, in about five different positions, all of which putt his ass assets on full, delicious display.
The British baller is racking in a modest $20 million from Emporio Armani to strip down and be plastered on billboards spanning New York, L.A., London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo next fall. His bare essentials will also appear in the February '09 edition of Vanity Fair, which I will pre-order.
But despite how good he looks' Davie recently told Jay Leno that he had some doubts about the photos.
'I’ve never done photo shoots in my
underwear. I was quite nervous because obviously I knew my wife and friends were going to see it. And my mom was going to see it.'
'My mother was the first one to call me and
say, "What are you doing?" I tried explaining it to her, but she didn’t
really get it.'
What's nanny Beckham's beef? Who cares if it's mildly upsetting to see your son whoring himself out in underwear ads? Doesn't she realize David's just being patriotic, now that he lives in America? This country is in a recession, damnit. Women and gay men across America need some eye candy. To preserve our mental health!
Which reminds me, why isn't there a male version of 'T&A'????
'Friday Night Lights' star Minka Kelly, looking radiant in a strapless blue dress, arrived at Escape on 42nd Street last night to attend the release party for Self
Magazine's 'Rock Bodies' issue.
Minka and tennis superstar Monica Seles were the guests of honor at the event, with entertainment provided by British singer Estelle.
The 28-year-old actress does have a rockin' bod, but does that qualify her for this issue? Maybe she's there because of her previous connection with rocker John Mayer?
If you're concerened that her heart may have been broken by the shaggy-haired sensitive singer, worry not. Minka's currently dating New York Yankee stud - and ladykiller - Derek Jeter.
If that's not a prime example of 'bouncing back', I don't know what is.
'Celebrity Rehab' alum and former porn star Mary Carey may have dropped the drugs and drink (see witty t-shirt), but she can't give up her political aspirations.
Mary, seen here with her new boyfriend David Weintraub, making their way down Robertson Boulevard to have a late lunch at Cuvee restaurant, is again running for public office. As you may remember, Mary was one of the many candidates who ran for California's governor a few years ago.
On November 4, she’ll be on the ballot for the California State Assembly in District 43.
In a statement, she said, 'I have always loved politics and know that the State Assembly would be a better position to begin my career in politics. I want to energize people into caring about local politics again – much like we’ve seen in the national primaries. But unlike one of the presidential primary contenders, I’m actually a politician you’d want to get screwed by!'
Well, they've already got Ah-nuld, so they can't do much worse, can they?
Hugh Jackman, still in Australia doing some additional production on 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine,' headed to a Sydney gym to work up a little sweat and keep his bod in shape...wait... I need a minute...sigh....
The actor's next project, the Baz Luhrmann-directed epic 'Australia' is hoping to lure tourists to the land down under, just like 'Crocodile Dundee' did years and years ago.
The film stars Nicole Kidman as an English aristocrat who, prior to WWII inherits an Aussie property and falls in love with an (obviously) handsome cattle driver, played by Hugh.
Wanna know how to get tourists to visit Australia? Topless Hugh Jackman on the beach pics. That's it. You're welcome, Aussie Tourism Board.
