Jamie Lynn Spears popped out a baby girl today in Mississippi, because, surprise, there ain't no good doctors in butt-fucking-nowhere, Louisiana, where the 17-year-old is from.
Britney and her eternal babysitter, Papa Spears, flew out from L.A. on
Wednesday so that Britney could give Jamie Lynn some top-shelf parenting advice on what to do after you drop your baby on it's head and gain 30 pounds of pregnancy weight.
No word on what role baby daddy Casey Aldridge has had in this birth biznass, but I assume he was there to welcome his daughter into white trash America. Casey and Jamie Lynn are set to be married later this year, so he should be cashing out and signing divorce papers by next Christmas.
British singer Lily Allen has seemingly given up one addiction for another, taking a break from working on her second album to drop by the North Face store in Beverly Hills to do a little shopping.
After a wild night in London at the recent Glamour Awards, where she had to be carried out to her car, Lily has reportedly cleaned up her act.
Execs at her record label basically told her to 'shape up or ship out' and she has allegedly not had one sip of booze since arriving in LA. She's even supposedly met with a personal trainer.
This all could work - as long as she stays away from Lindsay Lohan.
Some people deal with a break-up by shopping a lot, swearing off the opposite sex, or rebounding with a new fling. For Liv Tyler, it's collagen injections.
The newly divorced actress continued her media blaze since dumpingRoyston Langdon when she hit up paparazzi hub Mr. Chow yesterday.
It's been a few years since the Lord of the Rings starlet was on Hollywood's 'it' list, but hey, she could stage a revival.
The comeback concoction MUST require, however, getting daddy out of rehab and dragging Alicia Silverstone back into the spotlight long enough to record another music video complete with a convertible, uniformed skirts and lots of hair tossing.
Recently rehabbed actress Kirsten Dunst seems to have benefited from her recent stint at 'rehab facility to the stars,' Cirque Lodge; appearing to be in good spirits as she enjoyed a cigarette while strolling the streets of new York yesterday.
The 26-year-old actress, who insists she went to Cirque for 'depression,' is currently working on the film 'All Good Things' with Ryan Gosling.
Of course, Cirque representatives claim they would have sent the starlet elsewhere for treatment of depression. I think she may have meant depressants - 'cause when you're sad, nothing makes you happier than a little hooch.
Here's Christie Brinkley's $45 mansion in the Hamptons, which is just one of three homes she'll battle to win in court next month.
After two years of estrangement, the supermodel and architect hubby Peter Cook have set out to rival Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen in 'most monstrous divorcee' antics.
Their feud all started back in 2006, when Petey got caught sleeping with his 18-year-old
assistant, who he'd been screwing for an entire year.
'I'm sorry. I'm contrite. I'm stupid. Foolish. No excuse,' he said.
Uh...yeah.
Then Christie's claws came out and she made a goal
to destroy her infidel husband's life. Even if it will mean bringing her family's private life down with him. You know, priorities!
The 'still spitting mad'
supermodel plans to go public with Peter's pornography obsession, his fetish for
'swinger' parties, and tons of other lovely details that make him
sounds like a highly responsible daddy.
Will Smith looked almost as delighted to see his fans as they were to see him when he signed autographs at the UK premiere of Hancock today.
Twenty years of acting, and the rapper/actor still looks as fresh-faced and enthused as ever.
What's his secret? Vitamins? Crack? Scientology?
Perhaps it's just love for his leading lady. My pal was at a Lakers game last week and couldn't keep her eyes off Will and Jada Pinkett Smith because they were flirting, smooching, and canoodling like newlyweds. After 11 years of marriage. And they have two kids.
Apparently Will knows how to keep it all fresh.
Oh god...here it comes: I guess Will really is the 'fresh prince' of Bel-Air! (Sorry, I couldn't help it. But bad jokes happen, just like shit.)
Looking like two dudes dressed up in scarecrow costumes for Halloween,
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen do their best impression of 'dancing' while at
the Bannaroo music and arts festival in Tennessee on Saturday.
More material for PETA's 'destroy the Olsen's campaign!
Tommy Lee told Rolling Stone last week that he's back together with his perpetual new and ex lover/wife/baby mama Pamela Anderson because, well, he ran out of better ideas.
'It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’
faces — they’re happy when we’re together. We’ve only given
it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.'
You just can't make this shit up. Here is a brief history of the couple's history, courtesy of wikipedia:
Pamela married Tommy Lee, drummer of Motley Crue, on February 19, 1995 after knowing him for only 96 hours and the couple eventually had two sons. During this time, she was known professionally as Pamela Anderson Lee. Anderson filed for divorce from him twice and reconciled with him twice, before the couple finally broke up for good. On February 25, 1998,
the couple had a violent argument, and Pamela had Tommy arrested on
charges of spousal abuse. The next day, Pamela filed for divorce. On February 28, 1998,
the divorce was official, two days after the filing of the divorce.
Tommy was sentenced to six months in jail. In May 1998, he had to go to
anger management therapy and pay Anderson's legal fees. In March 2002,
Anderson publicly stated that she had contracted the Hepatitis C virus from Lee (supposedly from sharing tattoo needles). She however admitted to newspapers that she still often had sex with him since their divorce.
Wow, I never realized how much Pam and Tommy Lee's love saga sounds like a modern-day version of The Princess Bride. Except instead of overcoming evil giants, torture, swords, and haunted forests, this fairy tale involves lots of evil husbands, heroine needles, and a few STDs. But basically, same thing.
Check out pictures of the 'third times a charm' couple grabbing coffee near their Malibu home this morning...
