Jamie Lynn Gon' Be Single Ma Like Britney

First off, bragging.  See that photo of pregnant Jamie Lynn plastered across the latest issue of Star Magazine?  Yeah, we did that. Us. Pacific Coast News. We took that photo.  Cos we're just that cool.  Don't be jealous.  Just keep coming back for the goods.

Secondly, the story.  The wedding between Jamie Lynn Spears and baby daddy Casey Aldridge is canceled, according to Star, because they are starting to hate each other already. 

• 'Jamie Lynn and Casey have been fighting non-stop about everything, from what to name the baby to what to eat for dinner," a source tells Star. "And now she's called off their wedding plans.'

Dude, Jamie Lynn.  Nice save!  If you and the mister are fighting this much before the baby's been born, before the post-wedding blues, before the sex stops completely - you'd be shooting at each other like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith by the six-month mark.  Minus the whole happy ending.  That only happened because it's a movie.  Luckily you are learning this lesson now, a few months earlier than your big sister. Because dreams don't always come true.  Especially when they entail a 17-year old, a 19-year old, a baby, and the Louisiana bayou.