Jun
10
Honor Marie Warren is the newest member of Jessica Alba's and Cash Warren's newly legitimized little family, since Jessica finally popped this weekend.
And according to Jessica's brother, everything came out all right.
'I'm ecstatic! I have seen her, and she is very beautiful,' the little brother told UsMagazine, adding that Jessica 'is doing great' and Cash 'is one of the happiest men alive right now.'
That last bit is especially nice to hear, considering all the noncommittal bullshit Cash put Jessica through up until recent months. Seems homeboy has finally given up the fight to be single so he can sleep with girls ten times less hot than his Latina bombshell. Quality over quantity, buddy.
Honor's future will include breastfeeding, being raised in an Eastern-inspired maybe-Catholic household, and torturing the family's three dogs with any number of projects not limited to frantically chasing it, dressing it up in doll clothes, and trying to ride it like a horse. At least, those were my favorite pastimes as a kid. Except instead of a three dogs it was two cats, and they were too small to be ridden so I just dragged them around on a leash. WHAT? They liked it, I promise. Every so often they even purred. I'd show you again, but for some reason they both ran away a few years back. Still not sure what happened there.
Pictures of the Alba-Warren family, prior to latest human addition, after the jump...
And according to Jessica's brother, everything came out all right.
'I'm ecstatic! I have seen her, and she is very beautiful,' the little brother told UsMagazine, adding that Jessica 'is doing great' and Cash 'is one of the happiest men alive right now.'
That last bit is especially nice to hear, considering all the noncommittal bullshit Cash put Jessica through up until recent months. Seems homeboy has finally given up the fight to be single so he can sleep with girls ten times less hot than his Latina bombshell. Quality over quantity, buddy.
Honor's future will include breastfeeding, being raised in an Eastern-inspired maybe-Catholic household, and torturing the family's three dogs with any number of projects not limited to frantically chasing it, dressing it up in doll clothes, and trying to ride it like a horse. At least, those were my favorite pastimes as a kid. Except instead of a three dogs it was two cats, and they were too small to be ridden so I just dragged them around on a leash. WHAT? They liked it, I promise. Every so often they even purred. I'd show you again, but for some reason they both ran away a few years back. Still not sure what happened there.
Pictures of the Alba-Warren family, prior to latest human addition, after the jump...
Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (MillMatch dot com)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.